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To which Cam brilliantly responded



You have to admit.  It would be a hell of a plot twist!


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  • blokeintakapuna

    ..and both pushed for a new Labour “leader” too.
    So Cam, Whose ya Daddy?

    • dumbshit

      cam wasn’t there

    • thepedant


  • johnbronkhorst

    Now that you mention it….does mike smith look more and more like Darth Sidious?

    • It is Mike Williams

      • johnbronkhorst

        sorry mind wandering, was doing a quote at the same time!

    • sandynobb

      Darth Vader with his helmet off.

      • coventry

        More like Jabba

  • LesleyNZ

    Ha ha – YES! Now watch this space!

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Bloody Mike “Motor mouth, KFC voucher, Neutron bomb dirt digger” Williams….sat in the TV1 cosy couch like a fat potato during 2008 election night and kept repeating that South Auckland votes were yet to come and kept me under tension until the last minute. I couldn’t enjoy the victory until the she beast officially accepted her defeat. I will never forget this guy for ruining my moment that night…..

    • BobaJob

      Only 19 sleeps till the next labia leader is announced – that’ll cheer you right up!

  • cows4me

    Whale hasn’t got bags under the eyes yet, must be clean living and slow ladies.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Mike’s bags may be holding Sheep’s millions??

  • richard.b

    You both look like you did not want to be up at that time of the morning.

    • andrew carrot

      When you spend your nights blowing up Death Stars or chucking wayward Emperors into nuclear oblivion you do tend to look a little tired the next day.

      • BobaJob

        Most would just stay in bed, but the force is strong in this one.

  • Col

    Cam looks very bored, or were you thinking something that you would like to say but unable at that time?

  • Ooh Be Wanna Cannot Be

    Use the Force Cam!!! make him apologise….use the force…

    • BobaJob

      He is young one, do you not feel the disturbance in the force?

  • BobaJob

    After the initial horror of finding out the truth the Mike Williams was indeed his father and losing his Right hand, Cam was still able to swing the Blue sword of truth and justice – even with his left hand!

  • JeffDaRef

    Joking aside, WO you’re looking in good nick, well done!

    • BobaJob

      Yeah it’s definitely worth it.

  • Cadwallader

    Looks like a mother/daughter soviet-era gymnast team.