Whaleoil Open University: Public Urination 101

 


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  • Travis Poulson

    How to piss in public, by Mike Williams.

  • Travis Poulson

    How to piss in public, by Andrew Williams.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Agreed. Every Labour MP and NZ First MP should see this video…..remember Dover the pisser?

      • Travis Poulson

        How could I forget. I’m sure the cleaners at The Heritage still remember too.

      • Travis Poulson

        And don’t forget Mils Muliaina pissing on the floor of a Parnell bar.

  • Anonymouse Coward

    Listen up all you hippies and tree huggers.

    When a gentlemen gets caught short in the great outdoors it perfectly acceptable to to have a slash on mother earth. However just like a dairy cow lifting its tail you are delivering a mega dose of nitrogen to the patch pissed on. This dose is far in excess of what a farmer would spread and exceeds the capacity of the soil to utilize it. This results in the excess nitrogen percolating down into the water table and causing pollution.

    Anonymous Coward requests all gentlemen caught short in the great outdoors grip their uno what and direct the flow over as wide an area as possible.

    • Travis Poulson

      Or around the base of a lemon tree.

      • “in the great outdoors”

        • Travis Poulson

          You still remember it?

          • Et tu, Brutus?

            *sob*

    • Col

      They call that pissing around?

  • Mr_Blobby

    After seeing that I don’t want control of my destiny.

  • BobaJob

    If you like this course then you’ll be very interested in Pooping in Public 201 (PIP 201). This is an advanced course. Prerequisites in addition to Public Urination 101 are:

    Food Technology 103: Dietary Fibre and Substance.
    Media Studies 105: Fiction as Fact.

    Media Studies students looking for a career in journalism can apply to have their credits from Media Studies 106: The Press Release as the only source of Truth substituted for Food Technology 103.

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