Allahu Akbar!!!


THANK YOU for being a subscriber. Because of you Whaleoil is going from strength to strength. It is a little known fact that Whaleoil subscribers are better in bed, good looking and highly intelligent. Sometimes all at once! Please Click Here Now to subscribe to an ad-free Whaleoil.

  • God is great!!! but not whoever made this bloody AK.

    • thor42


      I wonder if shooting clubs have AKs? Probably not.
      With it being such a legendary gun, firing off a few rounds from an AK is one of the things on my “bucket list”. Probably have to visit a gun club in the States to do it though.

      WO – you’re into guns. Ever fired an AK?
      If not, would you like to?

      • Yup, heaps of fun.

        • thor42


      • snakebit

        Yeah i have one and use it at my club. Every man should have one. So much fun.

      • lofty

        My old man owned 2, shot em heaps before he sold them..great fun

    • RightOfGenghis

      Beware of joking, for it “causes a person to lose face after he was thought of as respectable, and it brings him humiliation after esteem.” – Rules of Joking in Islam

      • Agent BallSack

        Sounds Japanese to me. And they’re scary fuckers (or used to be). Shogun is a classic. Mind you I would still prefer seppuku over tentacle invasion.

        • RightOfGenghis

          Turns out the japs don’t have a monopoly on face. “An Arab man once remarked that “both the Japanese and the Arabs are ready to kill to regain their lost honour; but the Japanese will kill himself, while the Arab will kill somebody else” (cited in ibid., p. 212). Shogun was indeed a great read. The Ninja came over the wall at midnight…

          • thor42

            Yep, I remember reading it a long time ago.

            What I *love* about the Japanese is that they have a very strong sense of “self” (by that, I mean a sense of the world and their place in it.) A very strong culture.

            Tell you what – I can’t see the Muslims pushing the *Japanese* around any time soon. The Muslims like to push for concessions in the countries they are in.

            In Japan, that would be seen as absolute rudeness and would get them beaten up immediately.

          • “What I *love* about the Japanese is that they have a very strong sense of “self””

            I beg your pardon? I thought that the whole Japanese culture de-emphasised self for the sake of the collective?

            EDIT: No more sushi for YOU!

          • thor42

            Sorry, you’re right of course.

            I was meaning more their *country* and its place in the world. That makes a bit more sense (I hope….).

          • thor42

            Heh… yeah….. ;)

          • Agent BallSack

            The whole world has suffered an ‘dislocation’ due to the advent of instantaneous communication. Only countries that are completely insular have missed out on its effects. The British 200 years ago ruled almost the entire fucking world. These days English kids want to be black, American kids want to be British, Japanese want to be completely weird sex pests ad nauseum…bring on the Cops with Glocks!

          • RightOfGenghis

            Arabs also have a strong culture Thor, except it is predisposed to barbarity which is as old as the Arab people themselves. The LORD said of Ishmael, Abraham’s son by Hagar: “He will be a wild donkey of a man; his hand will be against everyone and everyone’s hand against him, and he will live in hostility toward all his brothers” (Genesis 16:12)

          • Never in the dark…..
          • Banzai

            too right. the yakuza will make udon noodles of these muslims should they try to push their sharia law in japan.we in the west are too pc and scared of “offending” the muslims, so we let them trod all over us, look at britain,so pc, that they have homegrowm suicide muslim killers(bombers) and they are too scared of offending them.

      • Too late. That ship has sailed, hit an iceberg and sunk.

      • Agent BallSack

        dude you want to joke about islam you better have a damn tight proxy. and a belief in your anonimity.

        • thor42

          A Muslim dies and goes to hell.

          The devil meets him and says to him – “Ok, I’m being generous today. You have a choice ot three punishments. Here we go…”

          They wander across to the first door. The devil opens itand it’s a room filled with people running around on broken glass.

          The Muslim winces and says “Nah, what else is there?”

          “Ok, the next room then” says the devil.

          They go along and open the second door, and its a room filled with people running around on hot coals.

          “Don’t like the look of that either” says the Muslim.

          “Ok” says the devil. “In that case, this next room is your punishment.”

          They wander along, the devil opens the door, and there’s an old guy rooting Claudia Schiffer while ten demons watch.

          The Muslim’s jaw drops and he says “woohoo – this is for me!”

          The devil smiles and says to the demons –

          “Ok guys – give this guy the same punishment we gave Claudia…..”

          • Agent BallSack

            fuck that give him Madonnas punishment

  • Kopua Cowboy

    Harry Brown: “You failed to maintain your weapon, son.”

  • LesleyNZ

    They need the Lord Jesus Christ in their lives. Then there will be peace. God is LOVE.

    • lol , when did they export Jesus again ?

    • Dearest Lesley. First cats, now Jesus. Are you trying to get me fired?


      • LesleyNZ

        Oh no never want to see you fired Petal – you like cats.

        • Not so much. But I do like a blog that isn’t afraid of seeing both sides of the argument ;)

    • Agent BallSack

      Yeah. Lesley on behalf of the other bloggers here, I entreat you to please not go there with bibles offering Jesus Love. Some of us like your posts from this life.

      • thor42

        Here you go, AB, I couldn’t resist –

        • Hazards001

          Me either…

          • thor42

            Heh… great!

      • LesleyNZ

        It is God who saves. Promise I won’t go there.

        • You never have hijacked a post in the past, but if you like to have a post where you can have a free run at discussing religion, I’m happy to set one up during the weekend. More than once if it is enjoyed. The only danger is that it tends to let off a lot of heat and very little light (as in: I’ve never seen anyone change their mind!)

          • LesleyNZ

            Hijacking? Those guys in video do that. I replied to comments. Happy not to do so if it is not wanted.

          • Ah, that didn’t work out the way I intended. I’m sorry. I meant, you never hijacked a post, even this one, but if you would like to… etc.

            Never mind. I was a genuine offer gone astray.

          • LesleyNZ

            Bit like that gun! Thanks for the offer Petal – sorry I misunderstood you.

          • It’s ok :) It was poorly worded. Offer stands.

    • Muffin

      I think God is the problem, not the solution

    • philbest

      THIS guy, Mahmoud Abbas’ son, converted to Christianity and fled to the USA.

      One of the things he has said, is that if the West was not decadent, believed in itself and actually stood up to Islam, Islam would “collapse in ten years”.

      • thor42

        Yep, I reckon he’s not that far off with his estimate there. Maybe 15 or 20 years. Not very long anyway.

  • Bad__Cat

    Allah was not being very Akbar!
    Silly prick was holding it by the magazine – a sure way to cause a jam or misfire

    • Hazards001

      Bugger me he was too…good spotting. I was thinking it might have been one of those dodgy Chinese ones or lack of maintenance. Or a combination of all.

      Pity it didn’t take his fucking head off really.

      • Agent BallSack

        Upvote times a million. Thats the middle east taken care of. Chinese made Russian weapons? How has America not owned the place yet?

  • cows4me

    Looks like he passed that test with flying colours, a suicide vest should be a walk in the park with someone with those talents.

  • Mr_V4

    A least he has a towel ready to stem any bleeding in case of injury.

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Ahallah must have only used one hand when he made that one. Ahallah can be a right cunt.

  • Mark

    One of his 72 virgins was later interviewed on “Paradise TV” and admitted sabotage.

    • mad mullah bin laden

      Wait… hold off all suicide bombings, we have run out of virgins…(hell cries out)