As expected, I had complaints about cats. So here is a fish


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  • opusx

    Ummm…OK. Ahh…thanks Pete, I guess.

    • Wait until tomorrow. Not a cat, nor a fish.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Make your house tidy – that’s what I see

    • And what did a bathing cat tell you?

      • opusx

        To douche

  • Obviously doesn’t have a PlayStation….

  • jac

    that was great,

  • Bad__Cat

    If it had legs it could do crop circles.