Funny because it’s true [NSFW(kind of)]

Hilarious song, so close to the truth at times it IS funny. This is The Artichokes – WAIWHAKAMUKAU. Lyrics below, hell, have a sing along at work to brighten up your Monday. Enjoy.


Pizza eatin’, wife beatin’
Shortland Street is on this evening
Work for cud, in the mud
Tell the wife I’m at the pub
Drinkin, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, drinking, driving
Sheap shearin, swannie wearin,
treaty swearin, mountain bearing
Good on ya’ mate, she’ll be right
Steinies round at mine tonight
A fry up and a crate of beer
Helen Clark’s facial hair

Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau

Land claiming, Pakeha blaming
Musket trading, foreshore debating
Tax paying, sheep laying
Tamaki has got us preying
Asian invasion to our nation
Buying up all the best locations
John key, cup of tea
Public social networking
Were all watchin’ American idol
makes me feel suicidal
Sarah Ulmer cycled further
Munching on a cheeseburger

Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau

I’ve got 10 babies and Im still going
On the dole, keep it flowing
Gumboot throwing, Nanas sewing
Prostitutes are legally blowing
Top twins, lesbians,
Camp Mother is your brother
Lord of the Rings, main attraction
Peter Jackson got some action
Jake the Muss, lives on dregs
Beats the woman who cooks his eggs
Marc Ellis, supplied the fellas
We all knew they were the sellers

Waitia, Waipu, Waikato to Waiwera
But wai wai waiwhakamukau

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