Give fat bastards bacteria via a sh*t sandwich

The troughers and the moaners who complain about the obesity epidemic never seem to come up with solutions for stopping fat bastards from stuffing their faces.

They seek to tax and ban our way to thin-ness…when the reality is we should just give fat bastards some bacteria.

The trillions of bacteria that live in the gut — helping digest foods, making some vitamins, making amino acids — may help determine if a person is fat or thin.

The evidence is from a novel experiment involving mice and humans that is part of a growing fascination with gut bacteria and their role in health and diseases like irritable bowel syndrome and Crohn’s disease. In this case, the focus was on obesity. Researchers found pairs of human twins in which one was obese and the other lean. They transferred gut bacteria from these twins into mice and watched what happened. The mice with bacteria from fat twins grew fat; those that got bacteria from lean twins stayed lean. 

The study, published online Thursday by the journal Science, is “pretty striking,” said Dr.Jeffrey S. Flier, an obesity researcher and the dean of the Harvard Medical School, who was not involved with the study. “It’s a very powerful set of experiments.”

Michael Fischbach of the University of California, San Francisco, who also was not involved with the study, called it “the clearest evidence to date that gut bacteria can help cause obesity.”

“I’m very excited about this,” he added, saying the next step will be to try using gut bacteria to treat obesity by transplanting feces from thin people.

“I have little doubt that that will be the next thing that happens,” Dr. Fischbach said.

Not sure I’d enjoy eating a shit sandwich.


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  • dumbshit

    perish the thought that a related bacteria may be the cause of a pinko brain set

  • Col

    So if this works we won’t need to tax all the so called fat food, more like we will end up with too many thin people. No more G strings in the supermarket bending over for the bottom shelf, thank you Dr Flier.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    I think the other alternative of entry would be even worse to be honest…