Is this what happens when you allow gay marriage?

Could this be caused by allowing gay marriage?

Is it the gay onslaught that a priest warned Maurice Williamson about?

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Britain is being plagued by an explosion in the wasp population triggered by the cold winter and late spring, experts have warned.

Millions of the insects are emerging from their nests and taking to the skies around three weeks later than normal.

Following an undisturbed hibernation due to the low winter temperatures, they are said to be stronger in number than in the last few years.

Stuart Roberts, chairman of the Bees, Wasps and Ants Recording Society, said: “Only four weeks ago I was being asked where all the wasps had gone.

“I think there is a simple explanation to all this.  

Allowing gay marriage?

“Firstly, we had a really cold winter which meant that hibernation was more successful than usual.

“The worst thing the wasp queen can have is a warm winter because they fidget and use up the food reserves. I suspect this has had an affect on mortality.

“And of course, we have had some quite reasonable weather this year.

“This year I would say the wasps – like everything else in the insect world – are about three weeks late because of the lateness of spring.

“The late spring, I suspect, has meant they have just stayed in hibernation for longer, and have been delayed by the cold weather.”

Bumper fruit crops meanwhile mean the insects have plenty to feed on until they either die or go into hibernation after the autumn.

 


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  • Andrei

    A plague of wasps has nothing to do with abomination marriage, your introduction of it into a post about wasps was just gratuitous.

    However the tribulation that is coming due to the Godlessness of modern society will make a plague of wasps seem like a kindergarten picnic

    • Muffin

      Is that they guy that created the universe in 5 days or 7 days or some equally silly notion? Maybe he could deal with chemical warfare in Syria before getting too stuck into the fags?

    • Agent BallSack

      Yeah something fucking bad is going to happen sometime, somewhere and then you can all rest easy knowing the endtimes are here and us heathens will soon burn mercilessly.

    • FredFrog

      Which god? there have been thousands invented by man over the millennia, including your one. Unfortunately, too many deluded people still believe in fairy tales.

    • Bob Jones

      Not all godless people support same sex marriage, just as not all denominations of Christianity and Judaism condemn homosexuality. Some actually marry gay couples. Here’s a list of the all the Christian and Jewish denominations that marry same sex couples that I currently am aware:
      ·
      –Anglican Church of Canada
      –Church of Sweden
      –Church of Denmark
      –Church of Iceland
      –Danish Church of Argentina
      –Evangelical Lutheran Church of Canada
      –United Church of Canada
      –Protestant Church of Germany
      –Protestant Church of the Netherlands
      –Church of Norway
      –Evangelical Lutheran Church of America
      –Quakers (in several countries)
      –United Church of Christ
      –Canadian Unitarian Council
      –Unitarian Universalist Association
      –Metropolitan Community Church
      –Mennonite Church of the Netherlands
      –Affirming Pentecostal Church International
      –Swedenborgian Church of North America
      –Uniting Church of Australia
      –United Church of Canada (individual ministers)
      –New Apostolic Church
      — Community of Christ
      –Reform Judaism
      –Reconstructionist Judaism (individual rabbis)
      –Conservative Judaism (USA)

      Additionally, besides of Zoroastrianism, only some denominations of
      theAbrahamic religions explicitly condemn homosexuality. All the rest of
      the religions on Earth for as far back as we are aware do not
      explicitly condemn homosexuality (if they do not outright condemn any sort of sexual activity, that is.)

      Any religious gay people of the stated denominations or not from the
      Abrihamic Religions or Zonotarism who has a religious gay wedding
      ceremony who do not live in a state that recognizes same sex-unions is
      basically being told that their religion’s actions are invalid and they
      are still not technically married.

  • BJ

    Yes of course – The wasps have cottoned on to gay marriage and the drones have forsaken their queen now that they can shack up with their same gender out in the open instead of just in the nest. Why should they have to share one queen when they can each have their own queen.

    Might become a problem with the bees….

    • Steve (North Shore)

      What goes on in the Beehive should stay in the Beehive. Why don’t the drones just STFU?

  • Kopua Cowboy

    Don’t be stupid. It’s obvious global warming is to blame

  • LesleyNZ

    Never mock God.

    • Agent BallSack

      Why Lesley? Of all the sins in the world, why would God look upon mocking as the worst? I suddenly drew parallels to the Muslim cartoons when you said that.

      • Rodger T

        I suspect what Lesley means is, never mock her god, all the others are fair game.
        Cos` only her god is the real god ,all the others are just make believe wannabe gods.

        • LesleyNZ

          You are onto it Roger.

          • Rodger T

            You bet I`m on to it, Lesly.

      • LesleyNZ

        No – nothing like that. Christians turn the other cheek – you know that. You can mock – man is not the judge – God is.

    • James

      Yeah, Thor is likely to get really upset and he has a big hammer.

      Or are you talking about not mocking some other god?

      • LesleyNZ

        Just remember why the rainbow is painted in the sky after rain.

        • Muffin

          Light moisture particles, nothing to do with god. Might as well believe the tooth fairy makes the wind.

          • philbest

            One of the things that I find a bit ironic…… a major earthquake that wipes out a city and kills lots of people can’t possibly be “God’s judgement”, we are enlightened people who go by “reason and science”…… then we build a city with its densest part right on a major fault line that sheared about 6 feet 150 years ago……. and prevent natural free market dispersion by urban planning……

            That’s “going by reason and science”…….

            The CAGW fraud is “going by reason and science”.

            Tipping money down a black hole of train set subsidies is “going by reason and science”.

            Social policy that ignores the outcomes of widespread fatherlessness (including what neuroscience has to contribute about early mental development) is “going by reason and science”.

            Keynesian economics and deficit-stimulus spending is “going by reason and science”. I could go on, but it seems to me that people like G K Chesterton and C S Lewis had it right, and even F A Hayek had some things to say that echoed them……

          • Muffin

            not sure what you are saying, I dont think God is responsable for anything………….. because I dont beleive he exists.Happy for other people too, i just arent as easy with faith as they are obviously.

    • FredFrog

      Why not? All fairy tales, including, but not limited to, your god and all other gods that mankind has invented over the millennia deserve a good mocking.

      • LesleyNZ

        Oh well Freddie – we will all find out one day.

    • Muffin

      Why not?

      • LesleyNZ

        Galatians 6:7-: Do not be deceived: God cannot be mocked. A man reaps what he sows. 8 Whoever sows to please their flesh, from the flesh will reap destruction; whoever sows to please the Spirit, from the Spirit will reap eternal life.
        Of course Muffin – you don’t have to believe this. Life here on earth is but a vapour – eternity is forever. What is life really all about?

        • Muffin

          Life is short, but I’m not scared to believe that when you die thats it! no heavenly paradise, 70 virgins or hell………just nothing. The similar feeling to when you are put out with a general anasthetic, pure nothing.
          Make the most of what time you have here now, enjoy it, once it is over it is over!

  • Agent BallSack

    I bet some biblical nut with visions of plagues and swarms is brainwashing idiots with this very incidence, somewhere.

    • Rodger T

      Check out the top of the thread,he`s right here.

  • sandynobb

    Does sarin kill wasps?

    • Agent BallSack

      According to the PastWiki @2113 Sarin killed more Muricans in Iraq than Kurds. Yours, Future BallSack

  • Rex Widerstrom

    All joking aside, bloody terrifying. One of my earliest memories is of my mum burning newspaper in the grate to stop a swarm coming down the chimney. They were all over the outside of the house (the view was like that in the video, only they were mostly just sat there, eyeballing us).

    This was in the days when shops still delivered, and I also remember the butcher opening the gate, looking up, seeing the house and dropping his bundle (in both senses) and running.

    They’d been nesting under the neighbour’s eaves apparently.

    To this day the sight of a wasp is still my kryptonite.

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