Man does the impossible, roots a Land Rover

Land Rovers are known as indestructible and go anywhere vehicles…except now that bubble has burst with one man doing what no other has done and rooted a Land Rover.

A naked man was caught ‘having sex’ with a Land Rover parked on the street.

Oh hang on…

A court heard how drunken Daniel Cooper, 24, was stripped off and started grinding against the blue 4×4 Land Rover Discovery.

Cooper was caught on CCTV simulating sex with the Land Rover which was parked outside a takeaway restaurant.

Cooper said he was so drunk he could not remember what happened until he was shown the CCTV pictures. 

Father-of-three Cooper – described as normally being “a caring family man” – stripped off during a drunken night out with friends.

A court heard that earlier shocked revellers had seen him simulate sex with the counter of the kebab shop.

Cooper was also seen laying on the floor of the takeaway to simulate sex – with his trousers around his ankles.

Prosecutor John Wylde said: “First of all he was seen to be urinating.

“He was then seen to go down the High Street with his trousers around his ankles and his T-shirt pulled up over his head.

“Cooper was waving at cars and then took off his shirt completely.

“He was seen to enter a kebab shop where he was simulating the sex act against the corner of the counter.

“At one stage he lay on the ground and simulated the sex act. Then he did the same to a Land Rover Discovery vehicle which was parked nearby.”

Police arrested Cooper in the town centre at Holywell, North Wales.

Could have been worse I suppose…he could have been found hanging out of a sheep or a goat.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.