NZ’s dodgiest LBP Nominee – Tricia Cheel

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Tricia Cheel – Charlatan, ratbag and tinfoil-hat wearer

Most of the profiles of the hopeful and hopeless presented so far have distinguished themselves in the fields of financial incompetence or legal mischief.

Here’s a candidate for Auckland Mayor, the Albany Ward and the Auckland District Health Board who qualifies by ticking two dingbat boxes:

An anti-fluoridationist who is also a Homeopath.

After many years feeling only half alive was totally astonished to find health improved dramatically in 2012 when simply stopped drinking fluoridated tap water!

Now fighting fit to get rid of highly toxic hydrofluosilicic acid from our water supply, and have 23 years experience with proven organic methods to replace the nasty pesticides presently used for weed control. Auckland could be “As Free As” possible of toxic chemicals, waste & other pollution so the people can flourish without these burdens. 

Stopped drinking fluoridated tap water on 20th October 2012 and now find my intellect returning and am fighting fit and rearing to go and get the highly toxic hydrofluorosilicic acid out of Auckland’s water supply:

and the Roundup and other poisons off the streets – so no one else needs to suffer as I have done.

I hereby disclose the following conflict of interest with the Waitemata District  Health Board that may arise in the future: As a tutor & provider of Classical Homoeopathy there may be a conflict of  interest should Waitemata District Health Board decide to provide the people with this safe, effective, totally  non-toxic option for their better health & wellbeing.

I don’t think we need worry about her conflict of interest.

But here’s a solution that could save her from losing her deposit:

Why doesn’t she take an eyedropper of fluoride, squeeze a drop off the Harbour Bridge; hightail it out to Waiheke Island; dip a cotton-bud off the beach; bike up to the Reservoir and shake the cotton-bud over our water supply.

The resulting homeopathic remedy, being a solution of a quintazillion to one, should be so powerful that our kids’ teeth will be protected until the next elections.

In the meantime she can save hery deposit and go back to selling bottles of water to the gullible and gormless.


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