Do they sit down when they take a leak too?

Apparently Aussies have smaller dicks than us, and it turns out they are becoming blouses too, with beer drinking stats at an all time low.

New statistics released this week have put Australia’s beer consumption at a 66-year low and show that beer could soon be overtaken by wine.

And despite a report earlier this month that claimed the country’s heaviest drinkers were consuming more, this week’s figures from the Australian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) show that overall Australians are drinking slightly less alcohol.

ABS’s Louise Gates said: “Beer is now at its lowest point in 66 years. The overall picture is that consumption of alcohol in Australia has fallen for a second year in a row; 2011-12 saw us drink 1.4 million litres less than we did in 2010-11, and 2.7 million litres less than in 2009-10.”

The ABS, which estimates consumption based on the availability of alcoholic drinks, said in terms of pure alcohol, beer was down 2.3% in 2011-2012 on the previous year.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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