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  • This should come with some sort of empathy warning – I’m feeling sharp pain in my lower abdomen right now…

  • Col

    Reminds me of the handlebars on my bike, not nice.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    It’s funny, but then it’s not funny when you remember your own life experiences.
    I feel phantom pain now!

  • Rodger T

    The Nutcracker Flop.
    Not appearing at the Olympics anytime soon.

  • Allan

    Poor bastard, bet hes singing soprano now!

  • Magoo

    Right in the cricket set.