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  • fecnde

    VERY cool reaction!

  • nigel fairweather

    extra marks

  • cows4me

    The cell phone was the best bit.

  • Mr_V4

    Never that impressive as single instruments, unless you’re Vanessa Mae. Put them together and you can have some fun though: