I bet your car doesnt go this fast


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  • Steve (North Shore)

    The guy hanging onto the umbrella has a headache now

  • WayneO

    Pulse jet engine. Hitler loved ’em.

  • Col

    My car did do 260km until I passed a cop and had to slow down and make a right hand turn, too avoid a ticket, and then a left and right, and back again, he never would have got my rego, the bugger should not have been there in the fist place.