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Samoa's PM prefers his women built for comfort not speed

Samoa’s PM prefers his women built for comfort not speed

The PM of Samoa has declared that he’d like the women of Samoa to be built for comfort not speed.

Samoa’s prime minister has called for his nation’s women to stay away from international beauty contests because they favour skinny and scrawny-looking women.

Miss Samoa 2012/2013, Janine Tuivaiti, failed to reach the finals of the recent Miss World.

Prime Minister Tuilaepa Sailele reflected on winner, Miss Philippines Megan Young, saying she barely bothered the scales at 47 kilograms. 

“In Samoa, when a girl with big legs, big thighs and big everything walks by, the old women will say, oh, what a beautiful girl,” the prime minister told the government website Savali alongside a picture of a substantial contestant.

“But when a skinny girl with skinny legs and skinny body comes by, the old women will wag the finger [and say] there is definitely something wrong with that girl.”

Tuilaepa said it was obvious Miss World and that part of the world “prefer the skinny scrawny-looking girl”.

“Us in the Samoa and the Pacific Islands, it’s certainly the big healthy voluptuous girl,” he said.

“There’s plenty of chow in Samoa.”



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  • Pissedoffyouth

    there are some stunning Samoan ladies and some trolls

  • ConwayCaptain

    Saw Aggie Grey dance when she was well into her 70’s. Her arm and hand movements were GRACEFUL and she must have been stunning in her youth.

  • Col

    The old ladies waving the finger at the skinny girls, saying under their breath, you slut don’t you come looking for my grandson.
    But must say they are beautiful when of a size 12 to 16 but after that????

  • Whafe

    It takes allsorts………. Wouldn’t it be dead boring if everyone was into the same thing…

  • Patrick

    With arms like those I bet hubby never risks a late return from the boozer

  • James Growley

    Perhaps your tropugher, Boyd Swinburn should visit Samoa rather than the five star resorts of Europe.

  • Sir

    You couldn’t pay me to get it up…

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Is the one on the left a fa’afafine? Oscar Kightley is in the centre.

  • Tom

    I keep thinking flour for some reason.

  • wiltinpenis

    Tuilaepa said ….

    “Us in the Samoa and the Pacific Islands, it’s certainly the big healthy voluptuous girl,”
    Who will eventually become, the obese, diabetic, heart patient draining the health budget.

    • Whanga_Cynic

      ….. of new Zealand!

      • wiltinpenis

        It doesn’t matter where, it’s what