Brian Rudman compare and contrast

Brian Rudman has taken a break from begging for a theatre and written an attack piece on me and my father which was probably dictated down the phone by Len’s smear merchants.

The Slater family failed to defeat Len Brown by masterminding John Palino’s campaign in last week’s mayoral election, so now we have a dirty blow beneath the belt.

Former National Party president and Palino campaign manager John Slater couldn’t topple the Mayor fairly, now his son, Cameron, is trying to humiliate him out of office.

Cameron Slater seems to have forgotten what century he’s living in. Marital infidelity is hardly a sacking offence in this day and age. The sleazy and infuriated out-pourings of the discarded mistress on his website might have shocked his grandparents’ generation, but today it’s more likely to raise little more than the odd snigger, and feelings of sympathy for Mr Brown’s family. What his Labour Party friends might think of him sleeping with a class enemy – a dreaded Citrat – is another matter.

One-time US Secretary of State Henry Kissinger wrote of power being the ultimate aphrodisiac, and Mr Brown is hardly the first politician to discover this. But as long as he seems to have been able to fit in his extra-curricular activities with the job we elected him to do, I, as a ratepayer, don’t expect any apology. As for the mistress, it takes two to tango. 

What a nasty little man. Perhaps he needs reminding of what he said about Richard Worth, a man sacked as a minister and resigned from parliament for ‘crimes’ far less than Len Brown’s:

The God’s gift to women delusion is hardly a rare phenomenon in parliamentary or legal circles. They’re both trades that attract those with the messianic gene. What is disillusioning is that more than a century after Kate Sheppard and her fellow suffragettes won for women the right to vote, and half a century after the radical feminists strutted their stuff, mature women continue to be strung along by these randy old goats.

It’s not as though either of the anonymous complainants in the Richard Worth affair was a drunken teenager overwhelmed by events – and a team of super-fit rugby league players. One was a married woman who had stood unsuccessfully for selection as a candidate for Labour Party nomination in last year’s election, so presumably knows which way is up. The other was a 45-year old businesswoman who, according to one associate “liked power and wealth” and sought introductions to “political leaders and major businessmen”.

Why not a randy old goat post for Len, Brian? has Len promised you your theatre?

 


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  • Agent BallSack

    Put your wife where your mouth is Brian.

    • Bunswalla

      Difference between WO and Rudman – if WO found anyone doing what Brown did, regardless of race, creed or political persuasion, they would cop exactly the same treatment. Ask Aaron Gilmore if you think it’s all a VRWC and Nats get a free ride.

      Whereas Rudman, the sniveling worm, gets on his sanctimonious high horse over Richard Worth, but practically fellates Len Brown whilst flinging poo at the messenger. He’s more flexible than I gave him credit for.

  • Chiefsfan73

    BRIAFC

  • Garbageman

    assuming the ugly wee fk has a wife im sure she would love to have him shagging around on him although i think a prossie would be the only option for him.
    hey Brian when my morals and values sink as low as yours i will agree with you Douche

  • DLNZ

    Key is obviously a WO fan… this as quoted from the Herald…

    “I don’t have any details … the first I heard about it was when I read it on the Whale Oil blog site.”

  • Cadwallader

    If WO had conspired to drag down Brown (or assist him in his self-destruction) then the news of his adultery would’ve launched before the election.

    • blokeintakapuna

      yes – that is a rather inconvenient fact for Rudman to choke on…

  • cows4me

    Rudman should write an opera or a play, this whole fiasco would be worthy of the talents of Shakespeare. Maybe if he’s talented enough the people will come to see the show.

  • Agent BallSack

    Rudman reporting that ‘the Slater family’ was running Pallinos campaign is an out and out lie to begin with.

    • Ronnie Chow

      Yes , but throw enough shit and some sticks . Plenty of Rudman’s readers are believing every word , already and permanently .

  • blokeintakapuna

    Rudman has delusions of achieving journalistic adequacy – and still fails to achieve it, but that’s probably more to do with cognitive dissonance… and having his head buried up his arse!

    • Bad__Cat

      You have to give Rudman some credit, as he is consistent.
      I disagree with EVERYTHING he says!

  • Whafe

    The media bias I find astounding, it is a travesty. Another useless hypocrite unbelievable really…

    Give me strength!

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    Brian you are playing the person and not the ball, you journalist trained and skilled.

    I also take the opportunity to differ with this statement, “Marital infidelity is hardly a sacking offence in this day and age”.
    You tell that to the Commodore after his court martial.
    Also consider that an employer caught an employee having sex in the company office with another staff member while they were supposed to be working; they would both be sacked. Len Brown is more than just any employee and is being paid to do his job very handsomely; so how much more should he be treated with the same treatment. Any honourable man/woman would resign, and this is why Len wont.

    • metalnwood

      Tell it to his wife as well. Bet she loves reading how he did something that happens all the time. Nothing to see there, we will make up over breakfast.

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Yet if john Key was jamming a younger intern the bloodhounds would be out

  • BJ

    “…so now we have a dirty blow beneath the belt.” Actually Brian – All THAT happened below Len’s belt.

    Does anyone on this blogsite consider wanking at your office desk and using premises that colleagues should expect to be clean of personal body fluids, is ok?

    What about his cleaning lady – she must be horrified to now know it wasn’t glue she was cleaning up.

    • Sooty

      Wonder if we can get the cleaning lady to spill the beans?

      • Grizz30

        How about the security guard who was witness to it all.

  • Brian Rudman incapable of differentiating between right and wrong because one was a lefty and one was from the right? Sheesh; it must be a day ending in d-a-y

  • metalnwood

    I cant even get past the 10th word of the article without for a brief second reading masterbate. Sure the word was mastermind but that affidavit has really screwed with my head.

  • metalnwood

    Poor Richard Worth, he must beating himself up thinking if only he had come on her tits and dealt to himself under his desk. Things would have gone much better.

    • Grizz30

      All that was required was a text saying YCOMT.

  • Salacious T Crumb

    Does Rudman spit or swallow whilst sipping his Chardonnay?

  • Mr Sackunkrak

    Rudman is just on old embittered lefty cunt. Long answer, short.

  • James Growley

    I totally loathe this excuse for a human being. The pompous arse and his rancid dribblings are the subject of many caustic replies by myself, but unfortunately most are never published….

    • GazzW

      I spotted your reply today James. Well said.

    • philbest

      Rudman’s bias on almost everything is a disgrace. I personally have never ever had a letter to the Herald criticising Rudman, published, not for lack of trying. The same goes for letters to the DomPost criticising Chris Trotter. It seems to me the more of a lefty twat a columnist is, the more sacred they are to the MSM editors, absolutely beyond published criticism.

      • Vlad

        Mild aside – Chris Trotter and Brian Rudman do not belong in the same sentence. Trotter is a passionate old-school Labour man, but a good writer, and entirely up-front about his legitimate and well-argued beliefs. Wrong by my lights, but a worthy and knowledgeable political philosopher.

        • philbest

          I agree with your point, but it is still equally impossible to get a letter to the editor printed that dares to criticise either.

  • Orange

    Little Weiner Whiner Brown

  • notrotsky

    Rudman is a simpering sycophant in the mould of Gweg Pwelsand….. remember Cuniliffe doing his cringeworthy hey bro speech to the proletariat on youtube Rudman was there witnessing (0.34 in) and supporting the whole thing….. what an unctuous little lurvy cunt he is.

  • dyannt

    “In both cases, why didn’t they give him a swift kick in the goolies, or in the case of the serial texting, send a copy of the messages to his wife – or to the press? We love to spring to the aid of fair damsels.”

    Written by Rudman in 2009 about Richard Worth. I wonder if he would like to repeat his opinion in 2013.

  • Truth

    Can’t handle the truth, eh Cameron, you fat, ugly bastard?
    Have you ever had a REAL woman, or are you simply jealous of people like Len Brown and Don Brash who have shown they can handle more than one woman.

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Thanks for confirming yet again the left’s SOP vis-a-vis bad news. Attack the news breaker, ignore the news. Ugly.

    • Ratchet

      Spanishbride not a real woman? I’m pretty sure she’d be happy to “Real Woman” your teeth down your throat for that comment…..

    • Mr Sackunkrak

      Oh, and I see that was your inaugural comment round here. Have you just popped in from Brown’s spin-machine Auckland ratepayers are paying for?

    • Euan Ross-Taylor

      Do you really expect Cam or anyone for that matter to want to emulate others immorality cheating on their wives? You really are a tosser.

      • Carlos the Jackal

        Cheating on their wives? I think its a case of ‘been there done that’ with Mr Slater. As per the NZ Herald..

    • Cadwallader

      This really does stretch credibility….how could anyone ever be jealous of Lyin’ Len The Lecherous One? Lets ponder his attributes…premature ejaculation, incapable of discerning truth, career politician (read; failed lawyer) unwelcome at home, unwelcome in the tanga room at AKL CC…

      • Mark

        Don’t forget the dodgy ticker too…

    • Grizz30

      And we have an enabler. Go on. Roll over. There is room for more than one in the pig pen.

    • philbest

      This thread is about Rudman’s hypocrisy, putting a knife into a National politician and then not much later in his career, sticking up for a lefty mayor misbehaving worse. Typical, epitomises commentariat bias in Kiwiland. GO, new media….!!!

  • Richard

    Brian Rudman conveniently forgets it was Len’s willy doing the rounds. No-one else was in the driving seat.

  • Mark

    Brian Rudman should do a disappearing act like that other lefty waste of space – Tapu Misa…

  • Grizz30

    Newsflash Brian. Len Brown brought himself down. It was his dick in not his wife’s garage. He sought refuge in another woman when he should have been supporting his unwell wife and family. If it was the woman who led him on, which statements suggest otherwise, then je could have said “No”.These affairs do not stay hidden forever. I think you will find it was his mistress who went to the media. Whaleoil is an outlet which at least will allow her to publish her statement without scawn from media personalities such as yourself.

    By the way Brian, take your head out of your arse. You are about to see daylight through your tonsils. If it were John key who was jerking off in the PMs office, then quite rightly you would demand his head. Somehow you have a totally different standard when it comes to the Mayors office. Brown’s actions are indefensible and the editor of the NZ herald should know better than to publish your self serving opinion.

  • Sir

    Yet another negative spin post on things from Cam, nothing less nothing more, get some sunshine Cam your looking Pale friend, and clean up your f*#[email protected] desk, its worst than mine I saw on the TV last night with your sudden Breaking News Release, so clear it wasn’t sudden at all, more rather well timed if anything..

  • hunk4hire .

    The usual “attack the messenger” strategy from Rudman.
    Brown’s behavior on council property is the real issue here. Many of the shenanigans occurred in the Town Hall, on council property and on council time. Is this what the city government offices are for? Screwing and masturbation?
    Sleazy in the extreme.

    • Sir

      You don’t get out much do you? LoL

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