The “Brown Method” gaining popularity

Len Brown’s rushed withdrawal process in lovemaking seems to be making a come-back world wide.

The Daily Mail reports:

Charliegh Avent never has to remember to take the Pill. She and husband Paul don’t have a supply of male contraceptives in their bedside cabinets either.

In fact the couple, who’ve been together for seven years, don’t make any sort of special preparations before they make love.

Because they’ve chosen to rely on the oldest contraceptive system there is: the withdrawal method, in which the man withdraws from the woman’s body just before climax occurs.

In an age when there have never been more options to prevent pregnancy, it would be easy to assume that Charliegh’s approach is rare.   

But it seems she’s one of a growing number of women who are rejecting conventional contraceptives and going back to basics.

Recent research in the U.S. revealed that a third of young women there had used withdrawal at least once to prevent pregnancy, far more than had previously been thought.

As it’s not a medically approved form of contraception, it’s not known exactly how many women in the UK rely on the withdrawal method, but nevertheless forums on popular mothering websites are littered with conversational threads from women in their late 20s or 30s admitting that they do it – successfully or otherwise – or quizzing those who have tried it for advice.

While it’s thought, realistically, that eight out of 100 women get pregnant using the Pill, with withdrawal the rate is closer to 20 per cent.

I think this whole method is being pushed by the tissue manufactures…which reminds my I must put in a LGOIMA request for the mayoral tissue budget.


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  • blokeintakapuna

    Supposedly the bucket & saucer method is quite effective too…

    As often happens with Friday night drinks, conversation got around to contraception methods and one woman mentioned her and her partner preferred the bucket and saucer method.
    None of us had heard about it, so asked her about it and her reply was this:

    “Well, I’m a lot taller than my man and we prefer to “do it” standing up, facing each other – as we can get away with quickie’s then… often in the janitors cupboard at work. So since we don’t like condoms, and because he’s shorter than me, I have him stand on an up-turned bucket so he can reach me… and then, once his eyes get to be as big as saucers… I then kick the bucket out from underneath him.”

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      I understand Lentils has introduced this in the Auckland council manuals…..

    • JeffDaRef

      “The Brown Method” to avoid getting pregnant has a whole (scuse the pun) other meaning….

  • williamabong

    Popularly know as “Vatican Roulette ” works real good sometimes, you just got to remember that the gun your using has every chamber loaded, and they ain’t blanks.

  • peterwn

    In Sydney, they call it ‘getting off at Redfern’, Redfern being the last station before Central.

  • OT Richter

    Doesn’t stop the clap though.

    • blokeintakapuna

      true! well, one can avoid it all with masturbation.
      Remember people – there’s no shame in masturbation. It’s nothing to be particularly proud about though either – but there’s no shame in it either…

      • HtD

        You should know lol

      • Bunswalla

        I’ll never forget my first sexual experience, it was very scary.

        Well it was dark, and I was alone.

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          I could have sent you a Fenton to stop that fear….just sayin bro…

          • John Warren

            Pardon my ignorance: what is a Fenton?

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            John – if I show you the answer, you may regret the very minute you asked me this question for the rest of your life….are you strong enough to take that?

          • Sri

            Yeah, go on….

          • John Warren

            I’m tough. Go for it.

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            OK John, don’t blame me that I didn’t warn you…here is Darien Fenton, Labour MP the dream girl of the Whale Oil right wingers…any mental disintegration on your part, I am not responsible bro….

          • John Warren

            I know that picture! It’s in the anti-masturbation kit the wife leaves with me when she’s away on business.

      • OT Richter

        There is only shame if you get caught. Unless of course you are Shane Jones.

        What is the most sensitive part of your body when you are having a wank?

        Your ears.

      • Phill

        Unless your Len Brown!

      • Sri

        Is that why our mayor supposed to masturbating during work, under the table??

  • Mark

    Not a bad method and nowhere near as obscene as a Boston Pancake.

    • blokeintakapuna

      ok – i’m gonna google that…

      • blokeintakapuna

        OMG – *Mind Bleach – Mind Bleach*
        *Un-read – un-read* *Happy place, happy place*

        • Mark

          Ha ha – got ya!

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          One look at Fenton and you are a saint for the rest of your life….let me know when you need the treatment….

      • stephen2d

        Oh FFS, OMFG!! Who thought of this shit first (literally)?

      • 4077th

        That is just wrong in soooooo many ways! Thanks for that Mark!

    • conwaycaptain

      YUK YUK AND TRIPLE YUK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Muffin

      Never understood how the water sports and poo thing turns some people on!

      • Garbageman

        Thanks Muffin now i dont have to use my work comp to look that up

    • Mark

      I can’t believe someone actually gave me a thumbs up for that comment … Take a bow Dr Wang …….

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Dr Wang is in the mood bro!

    • Sponge

      And how, pray tell, did you know of this “boston pancake” Mark?????

      • Mark

        Well Sponge I could tell you but then I’d have to etc ….

    • Ryan

      Just Googled it and it is indeed as obscene as Mark said it was. And i though Americans weren’t that obscene when it came to you know what.

  • James Growley

    Weren’t they using Glad Wrap a few years ago – perhaps it will make a comeback…

    • stephen2d

      While googling out (honest) the boston pancake, I noticed a Cincinatti bow tie!

      • blokeintakapuna

        no! Just no! I’m not even going to google it… no!

      • John Warren

        I’m never setting foot in America again.

      • Sponge

        Weeping jesus!

  • Ryan

    5 bucks says the media gone on about for atleast a few more days.