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Tweeted by Barry Soper, who somehow let John Key grab his microphone.

Barry is unable to come to the mic so for once his updates will be fair and balanced

Larry, it appears Barry is unable to come to the mic, so for once his updates will be fair and balanced


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  • dumbshit

    “do not adjust your radio frequency” bullshit transmission will resume shortly

  • Garbageman

    Righto time to show these trained and skilled journalists how this shit is really done wheres Campbell time to hand him his ass again while im at it

  • GarethsPussy

    “I get knocked DOWN, then I get up again, ‘aint no-one gunna keep me down….”

  • stephen2d

    “John, you ARE a brilliant journalist”!

  • James Stephenson

    Hello, today I’ll be interviewing myself, since Barry is interviewing his keyboard again.

  • Patrick

    He appears to be leaning ever so slightly to the right – sure it was Soper’s mic?

    • James Stephenson

      Yes, because it’s a left-leaning mic he’s on the other side of

  • redeye

    But every song’s like gold teeth, grey goose, trippin’ in the bathroom

    Blood stains, ball gowns, trashin’ the hotel room,

    We don’t care, we’re driving Cadillacs in our dreams.

  • The Loooooooooooooooooooove Boaaaaaaaaaat.
    Soon will be making another ruuuuuuuuuuuun….

  • cows4me

    ” and now a request for John in Epsom, a long time listener , tea for two by Doris Day”.

    • Dave

      Who is Doris Day C4M must be one of those new Rap artists ??

  • Never in the dark…..

    Yeah G’day!

  • MarcWills

    Happy birthday dear Putin, happy birthday to you…

  • richard.b


  • Col

    Hey Curryleaf and Noddy Norman, you pussies.

  • “Hey David; Soper’s been calling you Martin Luther Cunliffe again!”

  • DavidW

    “Do I know Tears in Heaven? You hum it mate, I’ll sing it”

  • Steve

    Don’t you worry your pretty little heads about this TPP. Trust me on this one like I am trusting those who won’t tell me either.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    This is what I will be doing after November 8, 2014….

    • TheRobberDog

      Yeah, when ‘I can’t even spell my own name correctly’ Norman becomes Prime Minister of New Zealand…

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Correction – Deputy Prime Minister and Finance Minister

  • CheesyEarWax

    “Barry is doing something with Heather du Me Please Allan, so you’ve me for the next….er..5 mins.”

  • Just practising, watch your back John Campbell

  • So, when I get bored with being Prime Minister….

  • steve and monique

    “I see red,I see red, I see red”. Geez i love Split Enz..

  • Grant Elmsly

    is this connected to GCSB?

  • sandynobb

    Minister of Cool.

  • “Right you bastards from the Press Gallery; it’s my turn to ask some questions, and you WILL answer them…”

  • tarkwin

    Good evening shoppers….

  • longjohn

    Dave Dobbin will not get a knighthood but he is definatley worthy of a place in the NZ music Hall of Fame!

  • Dumrse

    Hello test, hello test. Calling all cunts, calling all cunts, are you there Len?

  • TheRobberDog

    Minister of Fuckin’ Awesome :-) “I’ll do ALL you jobs you useless bastards”

  • steve and monique

    No Barry, you can’t marry my daughter!

  • Jimmie

    So does this mean that Key owns the msm??