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Stan Blanch has sent this in:

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  • Agent BallSack

    Mark Mitchell named as the Nat MP who passed on the details to the Brown camp.

    • So what if he did….media running distractions again

      • Agent BallSack

        Of course. There is no one they won’t throw under the bus as long as its not Len. I expect the slandering stories about Shan to start anytime soon. That explains it! His wife is….(old/frigid/a nagger/a nympho)

        • DLNZ

          He could claim to have suffered domestic abuse. A tearful appearance on Campbell Live and a feature on domestic violence in the Herald and all would be forgiven.

    • Bunswalla

      Bit of a stretch to say he passed it on to the Brown camp. A remark made at a cocktail function was interpreted by someone else and passed on from there. I don’t think you can imply a direct link where there isn’t one. Penny Webster was not “part of Brown’s camp.”

      Despite this, the Horrid runs with “National MP tipped off Brown camp” – cocks

  • sarah

    It wasnt even passing it on. It was rumor control and gossip…lol… love how they spin this to try and rest the blame on National

  • philbest

    That’s what he’s doing to Auckland economically and socio-economically; his private life is not an aberration.
    Young people getting ripped off for housing in perpetuity, car drivers getting screwed, a white elephant funding sink hole train set hung round Dorkland ratepayers necks…..

    • philbest

      Total denial of evidence, massive hubris, willing enablers in the media, masochistic voters, cronies……

    • FredFrog

      While he was cumming on Bevans’ tummy, he was fucking all of Auckland up the arse.

  • sarah

    I was wondering how long it was going to take before it was all JK and Nationals fault for this

  • andie3007

    so it sounds like this was the worst kept secret around the town…humm…Lenny boy and his spin team are deluded if he thinks there will be able to kill this.

  • blokeintakapuna

    ..and so apt too.
    Just like Len’s political career – it’s about to crash and burn!

    • Blue Water Coastie

      only thing missing were the passengers on the ground staring in disbelief having paid their handsome rates, I mean fares, waiting to board.

  • Col

    John Key has made a statement; As PM of NZ everything that happens is my fault, I am sorry to all the Aucklanders who voted for Len, the buck stops with me.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      See how prophetic I turned out to be…..

      • Muffin

        I was thinking back to your post about how eventually this would be nationals fault. Almost like the held his diddle for him while he plopped it in her

      • Col

        So when will I win Lotto and f**& off on a slow boat too China, bloodly amazing, a comment at a party and now it is the Nats fault, that couldn’t happen to Labour they don’t get invited to parties, even Lenny won’t invite them.

  • blokeintakapuna

    ohhh – and Stan Blanch… AWESOME cartoon! Real talent there…

  • 4077th

    “Casino Pokes” Clever!

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Bros of this blog – As you might have noticed everything I predict happens – here is my latest prediction….Lentils Brown will quietly ride this , slowly start to attend public meetings, paint him as a victim of National party dirt digging…drag it out…Christmas, summer, holidays, people forget…Lentils lives on to fight the next mayoral election in 2016 or Curryleaf as a PM finds him a cushy Ambassador role somewhere…Lentils always wins…

    • OneTrack

      Surely a role in national politics for Len. He and Jacinda would make a great pair on the front bench.

      • Blue Water Coastie

        I’m sure he could make it in as a lefty list MP, then he could get in without actually receiving any votes…

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Front bench….Any mention of any type of furniture could be really bad for Lentils…

  • Bunswalla

    That cartoon is gold – Emmerson and other hacks take note, this is how it’s done.

    • OT Richter

      Gold for sure. Emmerson has penned a couple of good ones re Randy Ren also.

      • OneTrack

        Unfortunately he lets the nasty lefty mindset through too much.

      • Bunswalla

        Any cartoonist that has to put name tags and references on 5 characters that have been all over the MSM for days, is not worthy of the name. Low talent, blatantly left-wing, subtle as a sack of hammers

  • Stan, I want to see more of your work. Love it so far.

  • P1LL

    This is the best cartoon about the scandal so far :)

  • lofty

    Who is the number 2 wife Stan?

    • Bunswalla

      His current wife Shirley Ann (Shan). He had an affair with her while he was married to his first wife (don’t ask how he got off with her…)

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