Cartoon of the Day

Once again from Emmerson:



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  • conwaycaptain

    When will this petite merde(little piece of shit) realise he has to go

  • Gold…

  • greg

    Ha Ha what a crack up!

  • Mr_Blobby

    Its sad when someone does not when it is time to leave.

  • pukakidon

    Spot on Brown is a major tit.

    • Nechtan

      Or a cock

  • Silver Fox


    What if Wanking Lusty Len shook hands with someone after a
    110 second phone induced wank then that person shook my hand and then I had sex
    and touching fun with my girlfriend and then she fell pregnant even though I
    have had the “snip”.

    The thought of a mini Len with a micro dick being brought
    into this world is giving me nightmares.

    Never mind as I have just bought on Trademe a cheap sofa along
    with a lovely table. The table has a certain sheen to it – the previous owner
    must have used some sort of creamy milky polish on it for it to look so

    Perhaps I should lock myself in my room along with my recent
    Trademe purchase and wank myself to death? That would solve the nightmare

  • Col

    That’s good.