How to chop an onion without crying.

 


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  • thor42

    Good stuff.

    I like this one – “how to turn pork into beef” –

  • How to chop an onion without crying.

    Get the mrs to do it.

    • GregM

      Yep. And while she’s at it, she can fuckin cook me some eggs.

    • Tom

      Exactly!

  • Tom

    Easiest way not to cry is to chew chewing gum while cutting.

  • RightOfGenghis

    Just whistle while you have at it, works every time…

  • I want to see how to quickly peel a boiled egg

  • Dumrse

    Hold a mouth full of water (or wine) until done. Swallow. Works a treat.

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