EXCLUSIVE: Len Brown’s lewd text messages

These are just some of the texts Len Brown sent to his lover.

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  • Micky

    What a fucking muppet. Rule no. 1 delete delete delete.

    • Jman

      errr I think it’s safe to assume these are messages on the jilted lovers phone, not Len’s.

      • Harroputza

        Steal her phone post-coitus and delete delete delete.

        • Agent BallSack

          Shes hardly likely to fall into a deep slumber after 2 minutes of wham bam thank you ma’am.

          • blokeintakapuna

            it would take her longer to clean up the jelly jewellery he left behind…

    • Justsayn

      New nickname: Pants Down Brown

      • 4077th

        2 minute noodle

  • Josh Metcalfe

    Wow, Len you dozy twit. I wonder if he’s clearing out his office yet

    • slade52

      Whoever gets that job will want to wear gloves

  • Andy

    This must have been fairly common knowledge if he was tripping around with her meeting CEO of China Southern

  • Garbageman

    About to break on Radio live news Willies giggling like a schoolgirl, at least hey called it as coming from Whale Oil, oh this is going to be fun

    • YoungA

      Breaking!! 3pm

      • Garbageman

        Damn it delayed for the legals to look it over wait for Garners segment

        • YoungA

          I am BRIMMING

  • LionKing

    Time for a resignation. Spin this Lennie

  • BW_Lord

    Why do pollies and elected representatives have so much trouble keeping it in their pants, Sigh.

    Almost need Jeremy Kyle on the job.

  • blokeintakapuna

    There goes Lennie’s hope for more rate payer funded Bunga Bunga parties…

  • Len Brown should take the contanza approach.

    Seriously though, since the lady was 32 and consented, the only person this should concern is his wife.

    • Agent BallSack

      And the religious polynesians who make up a big percentage of Auckland. Probably didnt vote though.

  • Jman

    This is really bad. In some circles he might have actually got some credit for being able to get it on like that with a young filly. But since shes calling him out as a dud root as well as being cheap, I really can’t see much of a silver linging here for Len.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Looks like Lennie might be having an “employment issue” with his employer later today, requiring him to spend time at home…

    • slade52

      Not sure home is a safe place for Lennie right now

    • Greg

      Lennie will find a home ok in the big city, park bench with newspapers as blankets.

  • Guest

    These are hardly “lewd”

    • blokeintakapuna

      they are if you’re a married man of 20 years and have just been re-elected as Mayor. But that was then and this is now – and Lennie is about to learn what it feels like to be shafted by revolting rate payers!
      He won’t be a “fit and proper” person to hold the Mayoral office now (as if he was before!) as constant issues of his credibility will forever surface. His tenure has become untenable – like if he had fudged his CV or something similar.
      Len if you want to do what is best for Auckland… move to Invercargill. You’ll probably find it warmer and much more welcoming too.

      • StacyMcNaught

        Nah, we’re good…we still have Tim.

        • Sarrs

          Hehe Tim…timashafeidhlimwhosekidisit. We’re just better at keeping out wee scandals a secret. Or maybe no one cares.

      • AmandaK

        We don’t want him here!!

      • Garbageman

        Gee thanks Bloke but no thanks we have our own muppet down here

    • Greg

      I that you Len?

    • Hone Horo

      I agree. I got out my best silicone lubricant for a good wank. Wasted my time!

  • Agent BallSack

    Well I can guess from the tone of the messages she’s Asian. Guess he’s not in favour of banning Chinese from owning homes in NZ then?

    • Sarrs

      Are we allowed to speculate based on the information we have available? Possibly Asian, possibly name starts with B, candidate for a ward seat in this years election, formerly served on an advisory board. I found one name.

  • Mark

    Cam, Liz Shaw thinks you’re an “obese moron.” Pot/kettle and all that…

    https://twitter.com/LizAbsCoalition/status/389940641846673408

    • SJ00

      Sorry who the fuck is Liz Shaw?

      • Mark

        • Saccharomyces

          Jaysus, just about lost my lunch.

  • Saccharomyces

    What an amatuer. Seriously, if you’re gonna do stuff like this (and NO I DON’T condone it) at least use your brain. Prepay phone, calls – not texts, pretty simple stuff really.

  • Shoreboy57

    Berm Lenny Berm

  • conwaycaptain

    I assume Shan Inglis ( Mrs Brown) will be now looking for a blunt rusty razor blade and chucking Lying Lascivious Len out the door and calling in Chubbs to change the locks!
    He will have to go into the office past all the press and waiting TV cameras. We will get the Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa act and he will beg forgiveness. But we should all write to the press and tell him to GO.
    New Election and get Maurice to stand.

  • anonymouse

    gee Len’s a scum bag,
    The comments he has made to the media have made it a fairly simply exercise to identify this woman,

    • anonymouse

      Oh well that didn’t take long
      The herald have now named her and splashed her across the front page of their website,

  • Michael

    It’s business time

    Making love
    Making love for
    Making love for two
    Making love for two minutes

    And you say, “that’s it!?”. But I know what your saying. You saying oh yeah baby, that’s it, hmmmmm.

  • Christine

    When did he tell his wife ‘previously’? Two minutes before the story broke? Sounds like some creative word play there.

    • Len knew this was coming for about a week. He’s had time to prepare as well as send threats around to try and keep the story from coming out. He was phoned numerous times for comment…

    • Brian of Mt Wellington

      You are right Christine. If you look at the interview with his whole family post election results, they appear to be bubbly and very excited and happy. Not the faces of a loving family who already know about the sordid affair. I don’t think a wife could put on an extremely happy face, surely you would notice the hurt unless she is a very good actor.

  • longjohn

    Hmm nose in two troughs…for the sake of his family he should resign. Now who came second in the Local Elections?

  • Arnie

    He supposedly going to be on Campbell Live tonight, I bet Campbell will not ask him any awkward questions and demand answers. He is too far left for that.

    • Phar Lap

      Will be two shitbags propping each other up.

    • longjohn

      They will both be masterbating each other under the desk! Dislike both of the smarmy pricks!

  • Phar Lap

    The question from some is,did he use ratepayers money to pay for his hotel rooms when he went on his shagging trips.

    • Rachel

      No one gives a monkey’s about the politics you fool – all anyone cares about is the sex scandal! ROFL! This one’s gonna backfire on the blub big time.

  • pukakidon

    Dirty ole fucker. Blows his tubes all over young woman. What a knob!

  • Brent

    Just watch Campbell live suck Len Browns Cock, Fucking sickining.

  • LesleyNZ

    And all the while he was supposed to be focussing on the Unitary plan!

  • supersi

    Seriously. These messages are pretty tame. Len’s got nothing on Tiger Woods.

  • 4077th
  • Outdoor

    No one else noticed these are RESPONSE messages…which indicates this drastic stereotype was leading him on, big time…….why is she not being held accountable here? mental

    • Sidey

      Because she’s not a ratepayer-funded mayor?

      Feel free to set up your own blog & hold her accountable yourself.

  • Kevin Newton

    An affair? Is that all? That’s a personal matter, not a political one. If we got rid of all politicians that had affairs we would have none left. Now WOB is becoming the online version of the NZ Truth?

  • AnonWgtn

    Listening to Left Wing Radio this morning –
    Cam why did you release this Right Wing Plot you set up along with your Father, and the National Party. It is a pure Political Conspiracy from Wellington.
    Len will have no moral authority in Council and I suspect Wellington.
    I assume he made promises to the lady which he could not fulfil – same as to the Auckland Ratepayers.
    As a good Catholic boy he will have to say 10 Heil Marys, and all will be forgiven.

  • Bruce Kenyon

    Lewd ???

  • alphabetsoup

    I cannot say I am a Len Brown fan and frankly I think he should resign. However as per the usual lack of indepth coverage no media outlet has asked the question “why has this woman decided to come forward” ? What is she trying to achieve apart from 15 seconds of fame? I love how she tackles Len over his ethics/morals and yet she cannot see she is just as bad for getting involved with a married man. I believe she is a fame whore

  • Edward Case

    If his own wife can’t trust him, then why should anyone else.

  • WT23

    Can someone tell me apart from being caught shagging a social climbing, looking for rich man to take care of her, obviously has no morals or ethics herself kind of girl (I didn’t physically like him just loved moving in those social circles and being complimented in front of important people) what has he done wrong??? Yes, he has had an affair (so would half the unhappy adult population if they could), Yes. he is up the shit with his wife and family (as he should be) and Yes, he finished the affair and THEN she got the shits when she lost the power (sexual power), has thrown her toys out of the cot and contacted the opposition and whale oil to ruin him….. what a slutty, social climbing bitch!!! No wonder she is single at 32 and has given respectable Asian ladies (if there are any, a very bad name). As far as I can tell, Len Brown has done a good job as mayor and was voted back in with a very clear majority on those merits. Leave his wife and daughters to sort him out and I hope he likes sleeping on the couch!!!

  • Kailee Debirred

    Why do you not show all of hers? Only the ones that give an air of dignity? What was he replying to in the ‘nipple’ text. Show everything or nothing!

    • sierrasnw

      Agree, that text in particular definitely suggests her lead in text mentioned it first… he might have pursued her first, but she definitely figured out how to play his pussy whipped ass for all she could get.

  • Gaz

    shes a massive ho Bevan /Suzy Wong nothing but a prostitute.

  • john1

    what a disgrace..I have seen comments that high ranking govt officials have the law to themselves. If a guy cannot give his birdie in his pants and look after his family??can he look after 1million people’s interest in Auckland . You should do the right thing- pack up and leave Auckland or NZ.

  • Aroha Patupaiarehe

    If his Wife can’t Trust him, how can Auckland. For all his pre-election speeches prior to becoming the Mayor of Auckland on “Morals”, he should practice what he preaches. I don’t Trust him as Mayor of Auckland. If can get away with cheating on his Wife for 2 years then what else has he possibly done regarding his position as Mayor. We need a Mayor to look up to and one that we can trust.

  • hunk4hire .

    Shouldn’t be a surprise to anyone who knows Len’s true history. Shan
    Inglis is Len’s second wife. He was cheating with her while still
    married to his first wife, Ann Ratliff. He eventually dumped Ann and
    moved in with Shan. This true story has been doctored by his publicity
    machine into a sanitized version which says that he had already
    separated from Ann when he met Shan.

    This is BS. He was screwing around with Shan while still married to his first wife. I
    guess Shan has now found out that if he will do it WITH you, he will
    also do it TO you.

  • Boldor

    Go Len You bloody legend

  • Rachel

    Wait a minute – I smell a rat! She’s been having an affair with him for two years? How come he didn’t even know her address on Feb 11, 2013???

  • Rachel

    Gee, how many different phones does he have? The ones in the middle are a different number.
    Is she sure those were Len Brown? She did say she only ‘suspected’ she
    got an STI from him – there could have been heaps of guys she’s not
    telling anyone about. Family must be so proud of her right now.

  • sierrasnw

    Wow, scandalous… if you’ve never been laid before.

  • R P

    Seriously?

    I do not know if I am more disgusted by the actual thought of those two rooting like rabbits or the fact that he carried the affair on for so long and deceived his entire family. If he can shine like this in the art of deception do we really want him running Auckland.

    Len – Get the fuck out of office. Council – steam blast the offices he has been in and destroy his chair. He is a filthy, manipulative little creep – She is just stupid and naive and a little pathetic. Maybe a move into French or Italian politics would suit your moral fibre more.

    NZ Herald – more evidence you are existing in a failing obsolete medium – shame on you. The real story here is Len Brown, his deception and the misuse of ‘company’ property – Not some stupid little girl who can’t keep her pants on.

  • R P

    Seriously?

    I do not know if I am more disgusted by the actual thought of those two rooting
    like rabbits or the fact that he carried the affair on for so long and deceived
    his entire family. If he can shine like this in the art of deception do we
    really want him running Auckland.

    Len – Get the fuck out of office. Council – steam blast the offices he has been
    in and destroy his chair. He is a filthy, manipulative little creep – She is
    just stupid and naive and a little pathetic. Maybe a move into French or
    Italian politics would suit your moral fibre more.

    NZ Herald – more evidence you are existing in a failing obsolete medium – shame
    on you. The real story here is Len Brown, his deception and the misuse of
    ‘company’ property – Not some stupid little girl who can’t keep her pants on.

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