Face of the day

Call Vlad’ a doctor, something uncharacteristic is happening to his face.



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  • maninblack

    he is thinking what he is going to do to greenpeace.

    • Key is thinking “hmm, maybe I could send him some more of the cunts”

      • DLNZ

        Send Metiria and Wussel over to sort out the mess. Buy them a nice new ship and give them some climbing gear and pretty flags.

  • Phar Lap

    I certainly am well named, Put-in ask greenpeace eco terrorists.

  • Phar Lap

    He certainly is well named.Put-in ,ask greenpeace eco terrorists.

  • Col

    Oh Mr Kerry sorry I was playing PIN the TAIL on the DONKEY, you know the game, you shut your eyes, yes, Mr Putin yes I know the game well, but I think you were looking for my boss.

  • 1951

    (Like any good bloke worth his salt,) Key has the ‘don’t suffer fools easily’ look on his face and it ain’t Putin he’s looking at.

    • johnbronkhorst

      Chinese premier has the same look.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Putin: “Look, I got the green shirt”
    Kerry: “yeah, so we could spot you easily, all the idiots got a green one.”

  • cows4me

    Putin “fuck these shirts are itchy aren’t they John, let’s strip off and go and shoot something”.

    • Steve (North Shore)


  • Never in the dark…..

    Anyone else notice the irony of Putin in a green shirt?

    EDIT: Ever wondered if the French pronounced Putin the same as putain? And the congruence of its meaning where he’s concerned?

  • Patrick

    Key just asked him if Russia would accept some more NZ boat people/immigrants.
    Putin is very happy to oblige.