Face of the Day

via Reasons My Son is Crying Tumblr page.

Six months after Greg Pembroke launched the hit Tumblr account Reasons My Son Is Crying documenting his kids’ hilarious temper tantrums, the upstate New York dad has become a published author.

Pembroke’s new book titled Reasons My Kid Is Crying features photos of toddlers sent to him by parents from around the world in the midst of epic meltdowns, supplemented by tongue-in-cheek captions explaining why the kids weep.

One of the photos featured in the book shows a boy wailing next to a little girl sitting inside a supermarket shopping cart above a caption that reads: ‘He didn’t want to share his leg hole.’ 

– Daily Mail

"His legs are too short for his new tricycle." Submitted By: Deborah M. Location: Washington, United States

“His legs are too short for his new tricycle.”
Submitted By: Deborah M.
Location: Washington, United States


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  • cows4me

    Bring back the biff.

    • Steve (North Shore)

      See once these sniveling little shits grow up a bit, they have rights.
      You can not leave a child at home unattended when they are under 14.
      But when they are 14 you can tell them “we are off to have fun and you are staying home”

  • johnbronkhorst

    I’m sure my mother has a picture of me, riding my tricycle at this age.
    My father screwed big blocks of wood onto the peddles so I could reach.
    To cross to another thread……good reason to have a Bunnings near by…….eh jacinda!