At least he doesn’t blame God

via healthxchange

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I once had this interesting chat with a Doctor who hails from South Africa.  I wondered if health care here was too boring for him, but he said he was over dealing with knife, machette and gunshot wounds and snotty noses were just fine.

Then I asked him what would be the most fantastic case he was involved in, and he told me how the wife of a dumb but very rich farmer came into his office to get his medical opinion that the baby she was carrying could only have come from God, because she had been faithful to him (and he was infertile!)

A very similar story is in the media today.  Give it a read, and then vote what you think is going on.

A Kiwi family are fighting accusations that their mother was involved in a bizarre surrogacy scandal.  

Eygptian businessman Mohammed Fouad says his estranged wife – a Kiwi nurse with whom he lived in the United Arab Emirates – stole his sperm and used it to impregnate their Filipina maid without his knowledge. A daughter, Salwa, was born on Christmas Day 2010.

The middle-aged Kiwi woman, who theHerald on Sunday has chosen not to name, spent a week in a United Arab Emirates jail, accused of human trafficking as the saga played out in the oil-rich Arab state. She refused to comment this week when contacted by the Herald on Sunday. “No comment on untruths you have received.”

But the New Zealander’s Auckland-based family, including her adult children, were fighting back yesterday.

They hired barrister Charl Hirschfeld, who told the Herald on Sunday that the family absolutely disputed Fouad’s story.

Time for a poll.

Did Mohammed Fouad have his sperm stolen and was it inserted into his maid by his wife?

  • No (47%, 135 Votes)
  • What? (47%, 135 Votes)
  • Yes (7%, 20 Votes)

Total Voters: 290

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Source: NZ Herald


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  • Pissedoffyouth

    I believe he used his meat syringe to do it for her…

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Filipina Maid. I cook, I clean, I suck cock, and I play hide the sausage.

    Edit: Divine penetration

    • James

      I grew up in the UAE; my next door neighbour’s wife was interviewing for a new maid and thought that she had found the perfect one. It was just a matter of finding out how much she wanted. The interview turned a little for the worse when she asked for 500Dhs a month; but 800 if she was also “required to sleep with sir”.

  • Harvey Wilson

    Damn sperm thieves they’re everywhere, why just last night I caught one in my bedroom. Oh no hang on, I might have dreamt that.

  • Dave

    What is it with a fair few Arab males, will chase ANY females, and never face the consequences, yet if a female is even suspected of something, they can be detained / jailed / shot or whatever….. …

    • FredFrog

      Because arabs are cunts.

  • Jman

    Arabs are the most revolting examples of humanity on this planet. Seriously if you ever have the misfortune of encountering any of these swine you will know what I mean.

    • blairmulholland

      The Arabs at my church, including my Deacon and my Priest, are the most lovely, upstanding, friendly and scrupulous people you could possibly meet.

      I think you are thinking of Muslims.

    • James Growley

      I spent four years in North Africa between Tripoli and Cairo and never once had an issue with the locals.