If only Len had this app, might have saved himself some embarrassment

If only Len Brown had this app, he could have disproved at least one of Bevan Chuang’s allegations…  maybe… only if his phone battery lasts longer than he does…

Find out just how long you really last.

Keep a record of your average, peak, and aggregate performance. Let the facts speak for themselves.

Partners burn 150-200 calories for every half-hour of sex.

The average sex session lasts from three to ten minutes.

Oh dear…Lenny at 2 minutes is well below the average session.

 

Statistics - Spreadsheets App. Data. In Bed. iPhone

 

 


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

To read Cam’s previous articles click on his name in blue.

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