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  • Rodger T

    Might not be laughing at Ken and his earthquakes if it was that close,just imagine the tides we`d be having, surf`s up motherfuckers!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Would be much quicker for the Lunatics to get home

  • thor42

    Great animation!

  • Bruce S

    …and we’d easily be able to harvest cheese at about a third the price we pay for it in NZ right now!

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    If it was that close youd have no trouble seeing if there is any equipment that belongs to nasa or not. Would prove things one way or another.

  • Mr_V4