The neighs have it

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Jacinda Ardern


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  • williamabong

    She wants, she gets, I pay,
    You could stand a lot closer to the trough with those on Cindy.

    • Honcho

      Surprised she doesn’t have a nose bag like the rest of the stable, then she could take the trough with her!

      • LesleyNZ

        Really mean.

      • Jonathan Pull

        Perhaps you could bulk buy for the whole house since they are all troughers, all sides.

    • LesleyNZ

      That is so mean.

      • Pissedoffyouth

        Harden up Lesley

  • tarkwin

    If the hoof fits wear it.

  • ConwayCaptain

    Clip Clop!!!!!

  • Butts_McButts

    I’d hit it.

    • Bunswalla

      Giddy up

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Socialist Cindy is going to win Auckland central with a thumbing majority. Let me see then who makes fun of her.

    • dumbshit

      at a “canter” you might say

      • richard.b

        By a long neck.

    • AnonWgtn

      Cindy is not going for Auckland Central – she is odds on David Shearer’s seat as Helen Clark promised it to her recently.

    • Pita

      I’ll put a dollar each way on that race…

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Curryleaf has told Cindy that she can’t be in his ministry in 2014, if she is not elected from a electoral seat. So Cindy is determined to win Auckland Central or move to Sheep’s safe Mt Albert seat. She is a winner Pita!! Change sides now.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Sticks and stones Whale boy, sticks and stones.

    You know and I know.
    That at the end of the day.
    The bottom line is…

    That she is the best looking MP in Parliament by a country mile.

    Most of the rest are long overdue for the glue factory.

    • Bunswalla

      You’re partly right – she would win the annual Parliamentary Country Mile Handicap, especially at Weight-for-Age.

    • Pissedoffyouth

      Wrong, Nikki wins that award hands down

      • Dave

        Even Paula and Judy are not bad in the weight for age stakes, powerful and intelligent to boot, something the nag above is slightly less endowed with.

      • Mr_Blobby

        To plain for my liking.

    • FredFrog

      You need to see an optometrist. You’ll be lusting after sue bradford soon at the rate your eyesight is going.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        or for that matter Fenton….

  • Patrick

    Is that the “I feel your pain” facial expression reserved for when visiting the “poor & needy”

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Absolutely bro!

  • Col

    The photo is the hoofs of a Donkey not a horse, so now they will all sound like Donkey Norman.

    • Dave

      Dont forget Col, Donkey Norman, and Filly Jacinta now all party in the same stable.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Absolutely right Dave. Ministerial stable I may add….

      • Col

        Ye ha!!!!

  • Meg

    I see the misogynistic right are at it again.

    • Feck

      Go on, show us yer tits.