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  • cows4me

    When our kids were young we would sometimes take them into town. Our oldest son had a habit of wandering off. So I got an old calf ID tag and used the taggers ( tool to put cow ear tags in ears ) and put one in his hat. If he went missing the local Livestock Improvement association would be able to find his address through our herd code on the ear tag. I don’t his mother was to impressed, such is life.

    • Jonathan Pull

      Good old kiwi ingenuity.