An Ode to Len

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An Ode to Auckland’s Mayor or #GoAgainLen

Len Brown, the winner in last week’s election

had his mandate blown by his own erection.

 

Sweet and Sour Pork and Two-Minute Noodles

about Mayor Brown we now know oodles.

 

On the desk and on the chair

this Mayor has done it everywhere.

Good Christian Husband we were sold

dirty rooter we’re now told.

 

Who would have thought a girl called Bevan

could turn the Mayor away from heaven.

 

Kia Ora this, Talofa that

we thought that Len knew where it’s at.

 

With a heartfelt Waiata he’s always been able

So why, dear Len did you shag on a table?

 

Hallowed space of the Ngati Whatua Room

is not the place for pounding poon.

 

Surprising for Auckland to find Len’s preference

was for rooting those he gave a reference.

 

Free nights at SKY City were a terrible gamble

not worth your career for a quick lusty scramble.

 

“Playing the Pokies” now has a new meaning

With naughty Lenny’s now public double-dealing.

 

The Central Rail Loop could come unstuck,

All because of the Mayor’s now famous F***

 

So Len your mandate we must re-test,

#GoAgainLen – it’s for the best.

 


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  • blokeintakapuna

    Gold!

  • BJ

    That just about covers it……………………….So far.

  • Rodger T

    Lets not forget,pulling out is the second preferred option in the catholic contraception handbook.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Unless you’re a non catholic being pulled out on…

      She’ll never ask for a pearl necklace gift ever again!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Here’s another one for ya Lennie…

    Oh what tangled webs we weave, when first we practise to deceive…

  • Harvey Wilson

    How about this…..

    Len you are a stupid mutt
    To bed that oriental slut

    A man of your advanced years
    Should know it could only end in tears

    And now you’re a laughing stock
    The Mayor who thinks with his cock

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