A poem for Len Brown

Poetic Alice writes a poem :

A poem dedicated to Len Brown

You the Auckland mayor, Len Brown,
Has been caught with your pants down,
The sordid details make me sick, hearing about what that girl did to your d***.
Really did you think you would get away,
With all that extra marital play, Apparently you gave the girl chlamydia,
If I was your daughter I would not forgive ya!
25 years younger every one has said,
Turns out she wants some one who can last longer in bed,
So Len old boy, before you charge us for our trash,
Pop down to your doctor and sort that rash,
Resign from being our cities mayor,
And for gods sake sterilize your seat and chair.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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