It’s been a while since we’ve looked in on the Third Eagle of the Apocalypse

William Tapley is still going strong. This time he cautions us about the new Olympic mascots.



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  • Gukag

    He needs to get his theology right.

    • Mr_Blobby

      The theology is what some one says it is.

    • Mr_Blobby

      The theology is what some one says it is.

    • Mike

      There is no such thing as a ‘right’ theology. All theology is bullshit.

  • Mr_Blobby

    If we could bottle what he is on we would make fortune.

    • Rodger T

      It`s religion and they do.

  • Doug

    What a load of RUBBISH! It can’t be true because i have the beast of the apocalypse living in my garage…

    • James Growley

      What’s my wife doing in your garage???

  • Steve (North Shore)

    555 = ha ha ha.
    Has someone got a box to put this mad dangerous person in, and send him back to where he came from? There are mad people around but the 3rd jerk takes the cake

  • Anonthemouser

    Holy long bow Batman! I love how he talks about the leopard, the bear and the lion and then the picture shows a leopard, a bear and a bunny…. whoops.

  • Rodger T

    I guess it makes a change from seeing peckers everywhere,


  • Mr_V4

    Au contraire, this loon hasn’t been locked up for long enough.

  • disqus_Aa7kWsb7Fp

    It’s the attack of the fluffy bunnies