A song for Len now he is getting back to business

Len Brown thinks he is “back in business“.

Auckland’s councillors, deputy mayor Penny Hulse and Brown will be formally inaugurated at a council governing body meeting this evening.

Brown said he did not feel under any pressure before the inauguration.

“This is a real time for celebration and moving forward and the inauguration is an important part of establishing the second term,” he said.

“We have got six new councillors, it is a great night for them.

“We have also just announced that Penny Hulse will be the deputy mayor for Auckland again. She did a great job in the first term and will do a great job in the second term.”

Brown said he wanted to send a message to community that the council was “back in business”.  

“We are doing the business of the city,” he said.

“We will be making some clear statements tonight about what the challenges are for us going forward. I am really looking forward to the opportunity for us once more to move into Auckland mode.”

The only statement I want from Len Brown is a statement about his resignation and the timetable for a by-election.

Meanwhile the Flight of Conchords has an appropriate song for Len Brown getting back to business.


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  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Yep bros!! he has survived the scandal by just ignoring it….keeping quiet, going underground, always saying time to move on!! this is called “Brown’s method of surviving a scandal”. He is unshakable bro. Let us admit that and move on to next topic. He cannot be brought down now.

    • steve and monique

      Pity, he is now a joke,and wont have the respect of many he deals with.

      • Rusty B

        Replace many with any!

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          Even John Key respects him….so move on bro….

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        He is riding it and he know public memory is very short…He is a winner alright

      • Bad__Cat

        So what has changed?

    • Agent BallSack

      If my kids showed the same moral turpitude as Len Brown I would be severely disappointed in them. And myself.

      • Bunswalla

        Sorry ABS, I totally agree about Len but I nearly made coffee come out my nose when i read the phrase “moral turpitude” :-)

        • Agent BallSack

          Sorry Buns…showing my age with concepts like ‘morality’ huh?

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Len has no morals Agent. That is why he is riding this through….

        • Bad__Cat

          Yes he has! They are just different to ours.

    • Micky

      Well if there is “more to come” I suggest now would be a good time to release it.

      • Muffin

        About 1hour prior would be the time

      • pidge

        “More to come”? hur hur hur.
        “Good time to release it”? Stop it, you’re killing me!

        • Bad__Cat

          Imagine the headline “Bevan’s Love Child”
          I reckon that might do it.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        The time has passed long back…even if Len has 20 mistresses, it won’t make a damn difference now…he has passed beyond the point of damage. In fact he played a clever waiting game. You have to give credit to him.

    • GarethsPussy

      Lentils looks as though he has survived, and the media looks as though they have moved on. Failing any further major scandals, Lentils is in for the long haul.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Yep, you got it right!! Rest of the bros will also soon understand reality and move on.

  • Dick Brown

    Me, I would suggest Good morning little schoolgirl by Ten Years After but the main chorus ‘I’m going to ball you all night long’ I fear may be a fabrication of the truth.

  • Blue Water Coastie

    I was hoping for Flight of the Conchords, Carol…. I mean “Len Brown” (took a bus out of town). Damn it has to be “Business Time”.

  • Muffin

    Love those guys

  • So; which Auckland members of the Whale Army will be turning up at Town Hall this evening to cheers for Len as he gets sworn at; whoops; sworn in?

    • pidge

      I’m vaguely keen, I work in the vicinity of the Town Hall.

    • Tom

      This could be a fun public service.

    • disqus_cTYPCkCVDM

      I was planning to go but ran out of time, very sad

  • BJ

    He is under his proverbial rock saying the mantra “if I don’t see you, then you can’t see me”. Timing is everything – this calls for either lulling him into the false sense it’s safe to come out, antagonising him with something he will come out and attack over or seeking out his deeply recessed hiding place with a long sharp stick to pin him down or run him through (figuratively speaking) – to bring him in.

  • Caro333888

    Thx….I understand there needs to be a lot of answers before this new council gets sworn in…If they are going to be sworn in successfully then Len Browns staff and the CE needs to assure the public that nothing more is coming out, for me I am 100 pc confident he has been a naughty boy with others “recently”…. take the risk Len…just because you are “forgiven” why carry on are you that stupid charade

  • Neil Price

    Such a hard on for Len Brown. Are you sure you haven’t also slept with the scum bag mayor.

    • Bunswalla

      Such a hard on for Whale Oil. Sure you don’t have his picture up on your wall?

      • Neil Price

        dry balls.

        • Bad__Cat

          Don’t know that saying. Is it an admission of guilt?

  • Steve R

    Cameron Slater. I’ve had just about enough of all this cock teasing.
    ” I canny hold it any longer capin , I thinks it’s about to blow”

  • onelaw4all

    Or this one:

    “And when I get excited,…….”

  • Teko Flaps

    The “move on” method is the most pathetic political stance there is. Grow so nuts and front Len ya flamin custard chucker. You can choke ya groin muscle all through the council corridors but cant front a camera ? Wuss.

  • Bart67

    I remember that when Len got caught being less than responsible with the council credit card, he cut it in half. Well, he’s been very irresponsible with his penis, does anyone know if Lorena Bobbitt wrote a ‘how to’ book?

    • disqus_cTYPCkCVDM

      hahahahahahah — love it

  • Bad__Cat

    Our own version of Baghdad Bob, who was predicting imminent victory while US forces could be seen in the background.

  • Bart

    Heard there were protesters heckling Len at the inauguration today……they deserve a beer!