Update – Check back at 8pm for the next installment

Len Brown has demanded privacy to deal with what he says is a private matter.

No matter that he did this on ratepayers time, in ratepayers building and at ratepayers functions…he wants privacy.

And then he decides to go Campbell Live to talk about his affair…yeah that’s private eh Lenny.

Just quit, already.

Check back at 8pm for the next explosive instalment….meanwhile here is a little song for you. 

Well the South side of Auckland
Is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there
You better just beware
Of a man named Lenny Brown

Now Lenny more than trouble
You see he stand ’bout five foot four
All the downtown ladies call him “Treetop Lover”
All the men just call him “Sir”

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Now Lenny he a gambler
And he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wear his diamond rings
On everybodys nose
He got a custom Continental
He got an Eldorado too
He got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun
He got a razor in his shoe

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

Well Friday bout a week ago
Lenny shootin’ dice
And at the edge of the bar
Sat a girl named Doris
And ooh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
Lenny Brown learned a lesson
‘Bout messin’ with the wife of a jealous man

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damned town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog,

Well the two men took to fightin’
And when they pulled them from the floor
Lenny looked like a jigsaw puzzle
With a couple of pieces gone

And he’s bad, bad Lenny Brown
The baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog

 


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  • Whafe

    I can’t stand Campbell Live, but may have to watch this to see John C go all easy on Lying Len Brown and paint this into a nothing story, when in actual fact, Lying Len Brown should be gone

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Yes, watch out for the garden gnome to say private life should not have any impact on public office and try to pin this on John Key some how….

      • Bob Murphy

        It was Simon Bridges’ fault.

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          But for National in power Len Brown would not have done this….I am gutted…..

        • 50% right Bob. It was JK’s fault too.

        • DLNZ

          Just goes to show that Len doesn’t need a permit to drill on council property.

          • Bob Murphy

            A quick exploration of our Chinese prospects?

    • Kopua Cowboy

      Holy fuck, John’s got his tongue right up the mans arsehole!

      • pidge

        Yeah, certainly an anti-climatic interview

        • Never in the dark…..

          That was not an interview.

          • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

            Agreed. That is garden gnome apologising to Lentils Brown for what has happened to him.

        • Patrick

          At least Brown is consistent then – Ms Chaung also mentioned to anti climatic endings

      • patrickstarr

        The difference between Bevan Chuang and your average ratepayer is Chuang didnt get it up the arse

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          How do you know bro?

          • Patrick

            she didn’t get it up the chuff unwillingly is more likely – unlike the ratepayers of the super shitty.

        • Tom

          Quote of the day

      • Claire in NZ

        The pearl necklace puns are going to be COMING THICK AND FAST!!

      • pukakidon

        It seems from the interview that Len has been cheating on his wife with that little turd Campbell. He was nearly apologising that people thought what he did was wrong. What a turd licking waste of space Campbell is

    • Whafe

      Got it pretty right, slimey Campbell went all flaccid on Lying Len, am not surprised one bit….

      • Patrick

        Both are two minute wonders.

    • Patrick

      Campbell was just itching to get up & give Lenny the Lecherous a cuddle, probably the thought of where Lens hands had been was just enough to put even slimeball Campbell off.

  • lofty

    So he is going on Campbell’s entertainment program..he will get a soft and touchy interview. Campbell has nailed his colours to the mast over a long period of time…no surprises here.

  • XM16E1

    Stage one of Lying Lens rehabilitation by the left. Appear on Campbell live.

    • Patrick

      the “Oprah” interview NZ style

  • thor42

    It’d be *great* if there was dirt like this on *Cunliffe*.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      You can’t find dirt on a messiah bro…so get a shower…

  • SJ00

    I’ll give the guy credit, within 5 hours of this breaking and he has gone on the front foot, admitted it, named the girl (or someone did) and now about to front a hard hitting journalist (haha I almost said that with a straight face). I think he is clearly going to fight this and not resign. He has had a taste of the good life screwing other people over, financially and literally, and he isn’t going to let it go easily.
    I’m betting he will say sorry over and over again and take a wee break for a couple of weeks and come back better than ever, a changed man. Thats what he will tell Campbell. He will actually get out of the country to let the heat die down, sweet talk his wife for a while and come back to screw you lucky Aucklanders for another 3 years.

    • Patrick

      Doesn’t really matter whether he hangs on or not, credibility is shot to bits, he is finished regardless.

      • Jp

        Just remember the left did it so its alright.
        He will get a soft piece tonight and all will be forgiven

      • SJ00

        I almost picked it. Not once did he say sorry though (apart from that ‘apologize’ at the end). And he isn’t taking a break. But he is digging in.

        He did outright lie though, he said he didn’t know what Bevan did for a job/career. Complete bullshit. He knew. He must of. So he outright lied on national tv.

        I am also somewhat doubtful of his story about when he told his family. The footage from the news of the election was not of a family that had just been told of a 2 year affair that would have broken the wife’s and kids heart. Granted it was a 2 minute look into there lives but the body language was not that of an unhappy family. I reckon he told them today, either prior to or just after the news breaking. Can anyone confirm what Lenny was doing today prior to 2pm? Was he off all day preparing for this to break or did he get a bit of a surprise like we did when Cam first starting his ‘breaking news coming soon’ posts?

      • SJ00

        Almost got it right. Not once did he say sorry, apart from that half arsed one liner at the end. Nor is he taking a break because he is the great mayor and he will march on. He is staying though, he has had a taste of the good life and doesn’t want to let go.

        He did however lie outright on national tv. He said he didn’t know what Bevan did for a job. I call bullshit on that. He must have known. I think the question caught him off guard and that was a bad response (no doubt he will put it down to under stress).

        I also doubt he told his family last week. The footage on One News showed a very happy family at the election party, not one that had recently been told of news that can easily break a family apart. That was not a wife repulsed at the thought of her husband boning some girl in his office and whacking off in the bathroom. That was not a daughter happy that her dad was banging a girl not much older than she is. That was a family pleased and happy for their husband and dad. I reckon he told them today, either prior to or just after the 2pm breaking news. Can anyone confirm Lenny’s movements today? Was he in the office this morning? Did he leave before or after the 2pm news?

        • Agent BallSack

          In a previous post I put the 2 of them in the same room and its all caught by TV cameras. He is a liar through and through

      • opusx

        An excellent figurehead for our biggest city that puts Anthony D Weiner to shame…the city will be the international laughing stock if he stays on.

    • manuka416

      Don’t give him too much credit – the response PR plan was already well considered by Brown and waiting to be executed, guaranteed.

      • Len Told his missus last week, about the tim the threats started flowing…he’s had a week to prepare if not longer

        • opusx

          Like any good unrepentant politician.

        • That’s the sad part, lying Len only told his wife when he knew he was backed into a corner and had no other option. Otherwise he’d kept hiding it.

          • Damon Mudgway

            Um, Travis, isn’t that the idea of an affair?

          • Patrick

            If he truly trusted the faith of the voters he would have front footed this last week….not just with the missus but with those that had their pens hovering on the voting slips.

        • GregM

          Any connection with this and the attempted hacking etc the other night ?

          • Tom

            ? must have missed that..

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Agreed. Lentils has said, he won’t resign. I think he is under the assumption once he somehow pleads leniency and forgiveness from his family, he could simply fool everybody else….

      • Timboh

        You are either deep in the Labour lair or psychic.. I think we are seeing a masterclass in hubris. Soon will come the stress excuse (working 24/7 for Auckland, getting satisfaction on the job etc) and we will watch the slow flaming dive to ignominy. A good time to indulge in a bit of Schadenfreude.

    • Mr_V4

      Only problem with ‘front footing’ is that you can only do that if everything is out … are we sure thats the case?
      It will be the threats that get him rather than the infidelity, in my opinion.

  • Kent Richardson

    Last week I voted for someone else for a number of reasons. Mainly because I didn’t trust him. And now this. He lauded his family when he first got in and made promises that haven’t panned out. Clearly he’s got a taste of having his snout in the trough and thinks he can eat all he wants including Chinese !

  • Joe

    Not a bad catch for old Lenny. Well done

    • Patrick

      You would have to tap it wouldn’t you?

      • GregM

        Yep. I’d slip her the crippler.

        • opusx

          Enough to turn a gay man straight. She is very pretty and clearly has very high moral regard.

          • Lion_ess

            You’re kidding right – that’s the second photo I’ve seen of her today where she is dressed like an employee of the Chows

          • Martin White

            Still tip it up.

          • Patrick

            That opens a new avenue doesn’t it, was Brown opposed to the Chow’s establishment in Auckland. Perhaps Ms Chaung is on the Chow’s payroll, just not front of shop.

  • thesilentmajority

    It disgusts me to think that I have been paying his salary whilst he has been sitting in his office masturbating. All of us ratepayers have paid him for that time and for the property he used. The man is despicable and must go.

  • island time

    I have changed my mind twice before posting. First thoughts were…so what there will be plenty of people who have done something similar so no big deal. In terms of threats to Whale – fair enough reaction although if there is (excuse the pun) hard evidence then go ahead and post anyway.

    But then of course is the other factor…the girl is not an employee, but Brown has used his power in a “work place bullying” type manner and he should be throttled for this. He has absolutely taken advantage of a situation and the only thing that will come out of this is the following:

    1 A very sad family
    2 Further polarisation of peoples opinions about Len Brown
    3 Record hits on the Whaleoil Blog that will far outstrip that idiot ex National MP whose name eludes me
    4 In 5 years time evryone will have forgotten abut this issue as well of course it is very raw at the moment.

    • Patrick

      Disagree on Point 4 – this is the one thing Brown will be remembered for, whether he manages to achieve anything as Mayor or not.

  • Rodger T

    Here`s another for Len,

  • Col

    JC so Len when you were panting on the phone to her, you were doing your yoga breathing, is that correct Len? well if that’s what you call it yes JC.

  • JeffDaRef

    Meanwhile the Horrid is reporting the reeaallyy important stuff like what SBW tweeted today and what Miley Cyrus wore to lunch….(or similar drivel..)

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Lentils is refusing to resign. Unfortunately, nothing more in this story I am afraid….

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Garden gnome is all choked in emotion….

    • Agent BallSack

      Are you sure it’s emotion SCS?

  • Campbells interview is piss weak, what a fucking piss weak leftie hugging interview. Why didn’t he pursue it with as much vigour as he did with Key and Bridges?

    John Campbell, you biased leftie arsehole.

    • opusx

      Campbell just fuck off and put your hat in Labours ring FFS. Journalist you’re not…politician you most certainly are.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Campbell is the lapdog of the lefties. We cannot expect any professionalism from this guy. Lentils knows that very well.

  • Joe

    Len Brown played that perfectly, get on the front foot and kill the story. Unless it is a Tiger Woods situation and more women come out of the closet I doubt this story will be in the news by next week

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “I apologise, but stand by me” Fuck off Len

    • Timboh

      Just watched it on replay and read your comment. I said the same thing. It was un-fucking-believable to see the act of a bullshit master. Dodge behind the family. No contrition and looking for a way to stay in the trough. “Stand by me” FFS!

      • nellie

        You watched that load of twaddle TWICE!!

        • Timboh

          Watching something previously recorded is watching it TWICE??

  • Steve (North Shore)

    I still think there is much more going on with Bevan Chuang – pretty Asian woman.
    Is she gagged? (no pun) Has she been paid off?
    A woman scorned should grind Len Brown into the ground

    • Claire in NZ

      The appearance is that he didn’t pay her and that’s why the gory details are coming out for our consumption. This is Day 1 – surely she wouldn’t blow her proverbial too early?

  • Jp

    Compare and contrast from last night.
    John let Len speak,
    John interrupted Bridges at every second.

  • Timboh

    I swear I seldom swear but the words that spring to mind after watching it unfold here and then the Herald (FFS) reports it online and credits WO for the scoop. We’ll I’ll be fucked Whale Oil Beef Hooked has undone “lyin Len” . This is a very big media event and proof of the potential of sites like this and why we visit, comment or just view. Congratulations Cameron and the crew. Recognition on most MSM except TV3.

  • syk0tk

    Len Brown – “I make my decisions in the whole”

    • nellie

      Silent ‘W’

    • my wife said “he’s making his decisions in the wrong whole”

    • Patrick

      Apparently there have been times when Len has thought he could do with a helping hand

  • KP

    I’m not a reader of your’s and I haven’t read the affidavit you published here however I have read the article in the Herald. Quite frankly, Cameron Slater, all you have actually succeeded in doing here (by publically outing LB) is hurt Len’s wife and children. It is not your business or anyone else’s business but the business of Len and his family. To suggest that we should be horrified that a council building was used for this purpose is nothing short of spin. It is an excuse to have a go at a guy you don’t align with politically – why you chose now rather than before the election is anyone’s guess.

    • Agent BallSack

      Bullshit. Cam hates everyone right and left so stop second guessing. Len Fucking Brown did the rooting so fuck off with your moralizing and blame the man who fucked the Chinese girl.

      • KP

        Apt name Agent Ballsack.

        • Agent BallSack

          Thank you. Spend some time here and then adjudge how you feel especially before jumping to conclusions.

      • Guest

        Sorry but I’ve got to call you on that comment, Cam shows a clear and obvious bias to the right, thats his right to do so but to suggest otherwise would be wrong.

        • Muffin

          Call you on that, he had no problems smashing that looser Aaron Gilmore, and is scathing of a number of national ministers, nick smith and hekia parata spring to mind. Get you facts straight and your lefty bias to yourself

          • Guest

            No bias, they are all a pack of self serving prats in my book.

          • Muffin

            So you must admit that whale gives it to the right when deserved also!

          • Jonathan Pull

            Why is it anyone says something bad about the right they are biased? Perhaps they don’t like either side, but then that would do away with the left vs right conspiracy wouldn’t it because someone is always out to get someone else.

    • longjohn

      If I caught one of my employees rooting another employee in one of my offices in my time, I would make it my business. We trust people in these positions…not any more Lem. Walk the plank if you want privacy!

    • Lion_ess

      Len’s done the job in bringing shame and embarrassment to his family, all on his own. Mayor in the Chair? Excuse while I chuck.

      • opusx

        My wife would leave me in a second over something like this…let’s see what Len’s wife makes of all this. Personally I think she would be weak piss if she didn’t give him his marching orders…as he has made her look a fool.

        • Lion_ess

          Wouldn’t be so sure about that, Hilary Clinton came back to be Secretary of State . .

          • opusx

            Yeah but Bill only had his cigar ‘smoked’ didn’t he?

          • Nechtan

            It was said at the time that the Clintons was not a conventional marriage. Although I doubt either of them wanted it made public

          • Patrick

            Rumours of Hillary liking “tongue & groove” flooring may be true.

    • opusx

      Only person to blame here is Len Brown. Reap what you sow.

    • SJ00

      If he did it on his own time and and his own dime, I am sure Cam would have left this alone. He didn’t. The so called family man mayor screwed his own family as well as Bevan, and god knows who else. You getting upset at Cam over this is as bad as Willie Jackson on Radio Live today saying we are picking on maoris because its ok to use a company credit card to buy personal items, its not the crime of the century. I bet if it was one of Willies employees that was stealing his money he would be handing out arse cards. And I bet if Len was your employee and was bonking on your desk at your work, you would be pissed off.
      Your not a reader, your a troll. Away troll. Away.

      • KP

        I’m a troll for having a different opinion? No, I think if John Key had done this then certainly Cameron Slater would have left him alone. Will gladly exit this blog however since it made it to the NZH I wanted to give my response (and that shared by others who also would not take the time to read this).

        • Damon Mudgway

          You certainly are entitled to your opinion…no problem. But I am a bit confused as to how you feel a man in public office who has been caught out in an affair like this is due ‘privacy’. Or indeed, is even entitled to it.

        • Muffin

          Fuck off JK would have had the sunlight as well as Len got, we just wouldn’t be enjoying it as much, back to your cave troll

        • SJ00

          You are a troll because you’ll pop up here for a pants down brown 2 minutes, wind everyone up with some complete dribble and bugger off again.
          Cam had no trouble going after Gilmore, a National MP. If he was a right wing wanker, he would have left Aaron alone. I’m pretty sure if Key was doing something this bad, he would run the story. Unlike the left, he doesn’t make his shit up.

        • SJ00

          You are a troll because you’ll pop up here for a pants down brown 2 minutes, wind everyone up with some complete dribble and bugger off again.
          Cam had no trouble going after Gilmore, a National MP. If he was a right wing wanker, he would have left Aaron alone. I’m pretty sure if Key was doing something this bad, he would run the story. Unlike the left, he doesn’t make his shit up.

    • Timboh

      I get it. Great idea! Blame the messenger. Leave Len a..lone. Remember the face slap? You know.. CreditCardGate. Guess not .

    • Steve (North Shore)

      KP,
      no thumbs down from me – childish.
      Can you explain all (ALL) of Uncle Len’s lies? If not, why not, and why are you a sniveling socialist?

    • Muffin

      Piss off pinko, if it was JK or any right winger you would be screaming blue murder. Keep your mindless opinion for the standard or herald comment section

    • James Growley

      Hang on a minute here. We are talking about a man who we have trusted to lead our city, but instead he brazenly lied and cheated to his wife, family and friends with a straight face for over two years. If he can do that to them, what hope do we have? Cam was right to shine the light on this cockroach so we can all see him for what he really is.

    • Goldie

      Ummm – the mayor of Auckland has been caught out screwing and masturbating at work – if he was an employee he’d be sacked.
      And you really don’t know Cam Slater at all – he’d get do this whether a person in authority was left or right.

      • seems KP has already forgotten “do you know who I am?”

    • Patrick

      Only one fella responsible for hurting Brown’s wife & kids & that is Lenny the Lecherous.

    • pukakidon

      Does your wife know that you see nothing wrong with cheating. Piss off sychophant

      • KP

        I’m not a man, nor do I have a wife (or a husband) to cheat on. Nor have I ever cheated. Nor do I condone cheating. However, LB’s personal life is not my business. His work is my business. The two are separate. It’s interesting to see how rude and obnoxious CS’s followers are – especially to guests on the site. I will piss off and have no plans to return to give CS any more ‘clicks’.

        • pukakidon

          No it is not his private business!! When he has stood on the honest family platform to lie to the people of Auckland it is very much a public matter.

          He is in a leadership position, where by he is supposed to lead by example. What he has shown is that he is a liar and that those who voted for him have been duped.

  • Meat Man

    Not only is Campbell SB & JK’s bitch, but now he can add Pants Down Len to the list. After that interview Campbell is now wearing Brown’s “pearl necklace” just like his bit on the side the dirty bastard.

  • bristol

    Extra, extra, read all about it. Hard hitting Len Brown reduces Campbell to tears.

    • longjohn

      I thought he was going to hug him..

  • peterwiseman

    I thought the best part was where pants down brown said it was now up to the media to see who put her up to this and what is the real motive. Blame the wench ah pants down brown.

  • GarethsPussy

    It’s past 8

    Just sayin’

  • 8pm post a bit delayed…not far off though

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Where is the 8 PM update? I have been checking every 30 seconds…

    • opusx

      You need another hobby dude:-)

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        No hobby can be exciting than getting rid of a lefty scumbag

    • SJ00

      I really hope its another affair.

  • Adolf Fiinkensein

    You’re late.

    • 2 words Bevan Chuang wouldn’t want to hear from her GP.

      • History of Violence

        Len the poster boy for safe sex

        • The poster boy for Maggi 2 minute noodles.

          New slogan:

          “by the time you’re finished, it’s cooked!”

      • metalnwood

        ‘She looks like Len’ would be another four.

      • Patrick

        Looking at granny herald it seems she was desperate for a baby – dragon baby?

      • DLNZ

        Other than “You’re pregnant” ?? :P

  • History of Violence

    Lets hope its the coup de gras

  • metalnwood

    I am buying shares in the companies that make dettol and UV lamps. Also I understand why he wants to pay his cleaners more.

    • SJ00

      Haha brilliant!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Maybe Mr WhaleOil has been talking to Ms Bevan Chuang. She put it out, and now is prob feeling like shit, with no place to hide

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Horrid is running a poll. Here is a snapshot as at 8:27 PM….Where is the 8:00 PM update Whale? Suspense is killing….

    • metalnwood

      Yes, when on Mayoral time he should stand down. Only let it get back up in his personal time.

      His wife will NOT like him calling it his ‘wang’ any more either.

  • Goldie

    If I was caught screwing a junior member of staff or one of our customers at work or masturbating in my office, I would be told to clear my desk and not come back to work, and final salary payment would be made immediately.
    Apparently such ethics are for mere mortals – Len Brown is above such common ethics.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Good to see you have started to understand the rules for the left wing in this country. Now you will move forward in life.

      • Nechtan

        At least Len scored better than your fan girl Darien SCS!

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          You deserve a Darien Fenton…but considering we are in a serious discussion, I resist. You are are in my register now….

          • Nechtan

            I tremble with fear :-)

    • patrickstarr

      ….at the end of the Campbell interview – did you notice how he didnt deny this was the only affair?

  • Patrick

    Cut the credit card up when he couldn’t control the spending, cut the cock off when he couldn’t keep it trousered?

  • rockape

    The cover up by Brown or those that surround him could be his death knell. He obviously has no pride and intends to continue as mayor. What is really sad is that for the second time ,and this time most spectacularly, he has brought the office of Mayor into disrepute. That alone should be grounds for resignation. What is it with socialists and their belief that they and they alone are gods gift to the people.

    • Patrick

      Yep originator of the threatening text messages will be interesting, it ain’t the crime but the cover up that gets them.

  • metalnwood

    I’m starting to feel like I am being used for my page views… There better be some pics that make me want to puke at the end of this.

    • GregM

      Wouldn’t it be perfect if he sent her a picture of himself in the mayors office with his tockley out? Now THAT would be hugely amusing.

      • Nechtan

        Are you sure hugely is the right adjective?

  • Mr_V4

    City rail loop, is now to be named Lens tunnel of love.
    First new train christened, Lens Shaggin Wagon.

  • Mr_V4

    City rail loop, is now to be named Lens tunnel of love.
    First new train christened, Lens Shaggin Wagon.

  • History of Violence

    Somewhere in the World it’s nearly 8pm.
    High noon for Len, He’s gotta go.

  • Mr_V4

    Quick someone keep an eye on Tuku and Shane.

    Now they’re out of the spotlight they might take the opportunity for some underpants purchases and book into a hotel.

  • Mr_V4

    Quick someone keep an eye on Tuku and Shane.

    Now they’re out of the spotlight they might take the opportunity for some underpants purchases and book into a hotel.

    • Nechtan

      Well this has taken the spotlight off the two dodgy dippers into the public purse highlighted this morning.

      • longjohn

        Dipping into an employees pie is far more newsworthy…

  • LesleyNZ

    Now we need someone to sing the Lenny version. What on earth was he thinking running to John Campbell?

    • opusx

      I know…please respect my privacy, but not to worry, I will go to television media and tell the country about it anyway…WTF?

    • longjohn

      I dont think he has been thinking for a couple of years!

  • Hollyfield

    Top woman detective and married PC suspended over claims they had sex at police station while on duty

    ‘Incidents like this are treated very seriously,’ a source told The Sun. ‘It’s a question of integrity.’

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2458505/Top-woman-detective-married-PC-suspended-claims-sex-police-station-duty.html

  • Mr_V4

    Methinks the next batch of council funded CCTV will have to go inside the council buildings. It’s not just K road with issues apparently.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10813706

  • Richard

    Campbell is a twit. The real damage will be done by Len’s wife. Hell hath no fury etc.

    • longjohn

      The old Bobbitt technique me thinks!!!!

  • longjohn

    No doubt this is all John Keys fault!!

  • Patrick

    Pot the pink Len – not the Brown….

  • Patrick

    Pot the pink Len – not the Brown….

  • Rodger T

    Fell for a chick named Bevan, no way that was ever going to end any other way than badly.

    • Rodger T

      OMG….I`ve just twigged…..is that the update?

      She hasn`t got a willie has she?

      • Patrick

        Chicks with dicks, mmm Len’s favourite apparently

  • Outdoor

    Why is the woman not being questioned? Guarantee in a weeks time she’ll be exposed for the sleazy, political, money grubbing individual she really is…

    • pukakidon

      Are you making excuses for that loser for using a woman for his sexual gratification. I would not be surprised if there are more little secrets hiding in Lecherous Lounge Lizard Lens closet.

      • Outdoor

        Excuses? No…we are all human.
        He’s a strange individual. No doubt about it.
        But that woman? She is no saint either. It wasn’t exactly a secret he was a married man with a family….she knew exactly what she was doing.

        • pukakidon

          Yeah but she wasn’t the Mayor who was running around espousing Morality and Christian beliefs to all those gullible Aucklander’s. That was all a lie and you will find that the Island community will no longer think he is such a nice guy. He is a fake. She was single therefore she is allowed to root around, however he has made solemn vows to his wife which he has deviantly broken. Don’t bother trying to blame the woman in this, she is not married. He is 100 percent in the wrong.

          • Outdoor

            Ummm…ok; do I meet a married woman as a single bloke and decide to screw her knowing she’s got a family waiting at home…and I’m not responsible for the fall out should the husband find out? You’re on drugs…
            She’s a piece of work; just wait and see.
            You may misunderstand my political leanings…I don’t support Len…I simply don’t trust a woman that screws a political figure on 12 occasions and then, when it doesn’t seem to work out for her, exposes him as a bad individual..

          • pukakidon

            This is about this guy pretending to be all squeaky clean and to the religious community he portrays himself as an honest man. He is not. He neither honest or shows any leadership what so every. He is self centered and will exploit any chance that comes along. He is a dirty old man.

  • Bryan

    BEIJING,
    Jan. 26 , according to China News Network quoted Zealand NZ China
    Novosti news, according to stuff news from New Zealand national sperm
    donors are willing to help an Auckland Chinese women to realize she gave
    birth to a ” baby dragon ” in desire.

    Bevan Chuang, a 30 -year-old single woman , hoping the Year of the Dragon in China gave birth to a ” dragon baby .” To this end , Chuang solicitation to the public in early January of men willing to donate sperm . Currently, there are 20 men get in touch with Chuang . The age of 27-40 years old, from across the country . Of which there are a few from the South Island , Kaitaia.

    interesting what turns up on internet

  • Kent Richardson

    Uncle Len’s Two Minute Noodle – cums with Asian sauce !

  • LinkinHawk

    was that 8pm tomorrow night

  • middleagedwhiteguy

    Lens New Ringtone???

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