The Whaleoil Quiz about the Len Brown Scandal

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How well do you think you know the Len Brown Sex Scandal?

Take the test to find out:

What gifts does Bevan claim to have received from Mayor Len Brown?

A: Lingerie
B: An STD
C: A “Pearl Necklace”
D: All of the above

Where did Len Brown purchase the cheap lingerie gifted to Bevan?

A: The Warehouse
B: A Salvation Army Opshop
C: Trade Me
D:Bras and Things

What items do ratepayers think are likely to be thrown out in next months Inorganic collection by the Auckland City Council?

A: The table from the Ngati Whatua room in the Town Hall
B: The couch in the Mayors office
C: Len Brown
D: All of the above.  

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Who has the most credible CV?

A: Luigi Wewege
B: Len Brown
C : David Cunliffe
D: Bevan Chuang

What culturally insensitive things has Len Brown managed to do in the past 2 years?

A: Getting caught by a security guard having sex with his mistress in the Ngati Whatua room at the Town Hall
B: Calling his Hong Kong/NZ mistress “Geisha Girl” and “Manchu Girl”
C: Acting all “gangster rapper” on stage at any Auckland Council function involving Polynesians under the age of 25.
D: All of the above.

What will get you fired from the Auckland City Council?

A: Being a security guard and getting caught having sex in the toilets of the Edge theatre.
B: Having phone sex at your desk during your lunch break
C: Breaking more than 4 rules in the Auckland Councils “Code of Conduct”
D: All of the above.

What does Len Brown thinks does not warrant resigning as Mayor of Auckland?

A: Getting caught by a security guard having sex with your mistress in the Ngati Whatua room at the Town Hall
B: Having phone sex at your desk during your lunch break
C: Breaking more than 4 rules in the Councils “Code of Conduct”
D: All of the above.

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What did Bevan Chuang get out of the relationship with Len Brown?

A: A Dragon Baby
B : A T-shirt which says on the back “I had an affair with Len Brown and all I got was this T-shirt”
C: A real Pearl Necklace
D: NONE of the above

Who has Len Brown screwed in the past few years?

A: Bevan Chuang
B : Auckland Ratepayers
C: Voters in the Auckland mayoral elections
D:All of the above

What new polices for staff will be implemented at the Auckland City Council after this fiasco?

A: No wanking at your desk during your lunch break.
B: Council security guards must knock before entering any room in any Auckland Council building.
C: Council security guards who keep their mouth shut after discovering the mayor in a compromising position shall be given   a  pay rise to at least the living wage.
D:All of the above.

If you answer D for all of these questions you are indeed an expert on the Len Brown Sex Scandal with 10/10 and are obviously spending way too much time visiting www.whaleoil.co.nz


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

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