We have a winner for “laziest person with a job”


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  • Sponge

    Christ! I thought that van was going to tip when the fat, lazy slag got back into it. To be honest I was a little surprised she got out at all and didn’t just check the parcels out of the window.

  • LinkinHawk

    If that repulsive slob drove over my lawn ,I would ram that heap of shit van right up her fat ass.

    • James Growley

      Hey! I like that van – it would be brilliant for shopping….

  • ConwayCaptain

    Has Cat Pause got a job with US Mail now

    • GregM

      You win the prize for that comment :-)

  • James Howlett

    Absolutely, 100% entitled to the dignity of a living wage…

  • Hazards001

    She’s got to be the first franchisee for my latest start up…

    It is a great idea and the
    start up costs are extremely low.
    There are very few overheads to consume your income,
    only one consumable which is petrol, and it pays for itself.

    • Dave

      You might be on to something Hazards, plenty of kiwi layabouts, socialists and dole bludgers would line up for this, best you 100% finance it, as most applicants are unlikely to have sufficient cash to splash, but they could get a Winz advance. Repossessions might be high though.