I wonder if they will give it a name?


Apparently men worry about the size of their dick despite their size, with teasing being the biggest cause of anxiety. Nearly a third of men are unhappy with the size of their choppers…and just over a third are really happy. Perhaps they should name a syndrome after it…Small Cock Syndrome?

Many men worry about the size of their manhood, but new research suggests admirers should hold no stock by the level of a man’s anxiety.

It found that a man’s level of anxiety about his penis size does not correlate to how his genitals actually measure up.

It showed that many well-endowed men worry about the size of their penis, while other less blessed blokes are confident in their assets.

Lead researcher, Dr David Veale from King’s College London, explained to LiveScience that like other forms of body dissatisfaction, men’s anxiety about their penis size is often unrelated to reality.

He also believes that men are far more concerned than women are by penis size. 

I would have thought that being a dud root despite your size would be more of a worry.

To conduct the study, Dr Veale and his colleagues recruited 173 men and asked them to fill out questionnaires regarding body image, erectile function and penis anxiety.

Of these men, 46 also agreed to have their manhood measured while both flaccid and erect.

The research found that a man’s level of anxiety about his penis size does not correlate to the how his genitals actually measure up

They found 30 per cent of the men were unhappy with their genitals, while 35 per cent were content.

The rest said they fell somewhere between happy and unhappy.

The results showed that older men and gay men were more likely to experience penis anxiety.

The penises measured during the study ranged in size from seven to 18 centimetres when flaccid but stretched.

When erect, they ranged from 10 to 20 centimetres long.

In terms of girth, the flaccid penises ranged from seven to 13 centimetres while the erect ones ranged from nine to 17 centimetres.

Dr Veale said the most surprising finding was that many men said they feared other people being able to work out the size of their penis when they were wearing trousers.

Dr Veale believes that the level of a man’s penis size anxiety is more likely to be determined by their experiences than by their actual size.

He told LiveScience: ‘Quite a few of them have been teased about their size either by an ex-partner or in the showers as an adolescent.’

Men with small cocks will always say something like “It’s not what you’ve got, it’s how you use it“, which is a sure sign they have a half inch cock.

For those of us with the bodies of a finely tuned athlete the old saying that “you need a big hammer to drive a long nail” is accurate.

As for Aussies…the map at the top shows Kiwis have bigger dicks and there is really nothing more to say about that.

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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

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