Don’t panic, and always have a towel


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  • Bad__Cat

    Ya gotta love the internet.

  • James Growley

    You’d pay the Material Dumpty 200 euros to keep the towel on.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Good idea for Labour to fund raise…just sayin….