The elegant gentleman’s guide to knife fighting and other art

Caution:  this may not be for everyone…  Monty Pythonesque with an Australian flavour


THANK YOU for being a subscriber. Because of you Whaleoil is going from strength to strength. It is a little known fact that Whaleoil subscribers are better in bed, good looking and highly intelligent. Sometimes all at once! Please Click Here Now to subscribe to an ad-free Whaleoil.

  • Ronnie Chow

    Pete , congratulations . You have coined a brand new classifier for the blog and the English Language . The “Not be”.

    Not be ; Noun . Conjugación verbo : conjugar not be en inglés, conjugación verbo inglés, verbo francés, verbo español, verbo alemán, verbos irregulares, contracción verbos

    1 : living in a state of suspended disbelief ; removed from reality .
    2 : the ghost who walks .
    3 : scaredycats .

  • Chancey

    not sure why this came to mind

  • Col