Gerry isn’t a a true Scotsman

Gerry Brownlee should never be allowed to wear a kilt ever again. He has broken the rules.

Underwear may or may not be worn, as the wearer prefers, although tradition has it that a “true Scotsman” should wear nothing under his kilt.

Gerry and Amy

Poor form on Gerry’s part, he should know the rules about going commando when wearing a kilt.

He is disrespecting Scottish culture.

One another note, the interesting part of this photo is the organisers thought through their logistics – Gerry’s is a solid permanent chair whereas Amy’s is a plastic number. I wonder why?


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  • Orange

    This is in bad taste

    • It was Orange. I used the same picture in a Caption Contest today, but took the precaution of hiding the photo after the page break, and warning readers that they looked at their own risk!

      • Orange

        It’s also been photoshopped hard out just on the skin – it should have been in dark shadow. So just providing a platform to some weird pervert.

  • Mackle


  • Kopua Cowboy

    For fucks sake man this is indecent!

  • patrickstarr

    Jerry goes nowhere without his lunch

  • Vlad

    Thank you Gerry, thank you for not following traditions.

  • Te Kapua

    That’s fuckin funny – nice one Cam :)

  • Statehousekid

    Donald wheres your troosers

  • Whanga_Cynic

    Doesn’t even look like the correct tartan. As the Brownlee family are not a clan, they use the Hamilton Clan tartan, which is red and blue with a white line.

  • James

    Quick pass the mind bleach!

    • TomTom

      Bleach ain’t gonn’ be strong enough.

      • TomTom

        Fuck off and stop hijacking my username.

        • And what deems you to be able to lay claim to the name?

        • TomTom

          Maybe it’s you who should “fuck off and stop hijacking my username”? Try clicking on my username and checking my comment history. Been using that username quite a bit longer than you, buddy.

  • ex-JAFA

    I’m not sure how much I really want to know, but is that a rash in the upper thigh department, either side of the budgie?

    • Kopua Cowboy

      More pertinently, what are you doing looking that closely?

      • ex-JAFA

        I’m not the only one to have noticed!

        • pukakidon

          HAHA… you like looking at Gerry’s nether regions. Try averting you stare.

  • tarkwin

    Could be worse, the lady next to him could be sitting the same way.

    • 4077th

      Yes we would be able to see her balls as well.

      • tarkwin

        She does have that Labour look.

        • Sym Gardiner

          Isn’t that Amy Adams? She doesn’t look impressed.

          • She only looks impressed when looking in the mirror

          • They’re right. This IS a vicious hate blog!

  • 4077th

    Good to know he does actually have some.

  • blokeintakapuna

    There’s no “Thigh gap” but it appears there’s some chaffing…
    “Moose knuckle” the ugly cousin to a Camel Toe…

  • Justsayn

    I believe I can see a small haggis – its bloody offal.

  • GazzW

    Move over Sharon Stone!

  • steve and monique

    Loch Ness monster?????

  • dumbshit

    he could hook a set of pipes up to those bags and join the band, probably playing base

    • steve and monique

      Nah, that would be Shane Jones

  • ratmuncher

    that photo was airbrushed
    uncut version here

    • Kopua Cowboy

      Ha “uncut”

    • rrroberto

      There is actually a real photo something like that, except its a true Scotsman in the chair , and beside him is Betty Windsor, Queen of Scotland and Queen of Aoteoroa

      • GazzW

        I remember that one Roberto. I think he was a soldier from the Black Watch or a similar regiment.

        • rrroberto

          Indeed it was a regiment, and I presume Queen Elizabeth the First of Scotland was their Colonel in chief. But it would not be one “similar” to the Black Watch. There is only one Black Watch, and no other regiment is similar.
          “Nemo me impune lacessit”. Sounds like a motto which might suit the Whale

        • rrroberto

          Indeed it was a regiment, and I presume Queen Elizabeth the First of Scotland was their Colonel in chief. But it would not be one “similar” to the Black Watch. There is only one Black Watch, and no other regiment is similar.
          “Nemo me impune lacessit”. Sounds like a motto which might suit the Whale

    • Col

      Good one

    • bristol


      • Dumrse

        Then he looked left and it grew some more.

    • Lofty

      Ha ha you bloody beauty.

    • longjohn

      Couldn’t cross his legs for nuts….

    • Lofty

      Big Jerry was walking down a country path in his kilt, after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub. He felt quite sleepy and decided to nap against a tree.
      As he slept, two female tourists heard his loud snoring. When they found him, one said, “I’ve always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt.”
      She boldly walked over to the sleeper, raised his kilt, and saw that he wore nothing at all. Her friend said, “Well, the mystery is solved! Let’s thank him for sharing!”
      She took off her pretty blue hair ribbon and gently tied it around Jerry’s coozer. A while later, Jerry was awakened by the call of nature. He raised his kilt and was bewildered at the sight of the neatly tied blue ribbon. He stared for a minute, then said, “I don’t know where y’been laddie… but it’s nice ta see you won firrrst prrrize!”

    • Lofty

      Gerry is obviously wearing a Macdonald kilt, because that looks like he’s got
      a Big Mac and two Half-pounders.

  • Jaffa

    Didn’t someone get prosecuted for up skirt photos!
    He can’t sit like a woman, he has a lot of equipment there!
    Shame on you!

  • kehua

    Big man, one nut.

  • Col

    I think that is a plaster from the night before when he was hanging around Manchester Street when he was cross dressing and forgot to take it off, thank god.

  • This is the first time I’ve wanted National to adopt Labour’s “Closing the Gap” policy.

  • Sidey

    I had planned to have meat & two veg for tea. Think I might just have a sandwich instead.

    • ex-JAFA

      Just as well Amy’s legs are closed, or you’d have to ditch the oysters too.

  • Dick Brown

    Now I know where Santa hides his sack.

  • Rodger T

    I`m afraid I`ll have to lay a complaint with the BSA ,posting this without a warning is injurious to my health.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Fantastic photoshop work…better than the one which improved She Beast…….

    • longjohn

      Above photo….Helen spots Gerrys left bollock…

      • Dumrse

        Below photo….looks like she just swallowed it.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        He he he – Don’t you love the freedom we have!! We are making fun of a former PM and a Senior Minister….I bet in many countries lot of people would have been arrested by now…..

        • longjohn

          God bless America.

    • Alfred12

      Bloody hell SCS, the perfect male contraceptive!! The She Beast photo or face mask.

    • rrroberto

      which one is the photoshop version?

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I understand Curryleaf will address the Christchurch East victory speech in a kilt….

    • GazzW

      We’ll look forward to seeing the gingernuts then SCS.

    • rrroberto

      that would be typical. No doubt he forgot that the Scottish settlers rejected that particular site now known as Christchurch, as it looked decidedly dodgy, stability wise, and so they went further south. But if he wants to wear a kilt, with or without undertroo, then he first has to skull a nice dram of “uisge” with a thistle in the dram…
      There is True story of how an Englisman was accepted into the Black Watch, pre Crimea, and it involved this very ritual. Lets just say Tikanga Scotia
      I await Sir Curryleafs kilted appearance, and will be fascinated to see which Clan allows him to dress in their tartan

  • Shoreboy57

    Should Gerry be advertising?

  • longjohn

    Far canal. Go away for a week and come back to this!

  • A nonny mouse

    For those who can’t tell, this is photoshopped. Ignoring the obvious marks, the fact that thighs under a thick kilt aren’t in shadow kinda gives it away…

  • Custard

    Jesus cam, NSFw tag?

  • Blueballs

    I think Gerry would be pretty happy to see this pic online, it would be the first time he has layed eyes on his package in 20 years.

  • Cowgirl

    I realised just as I clicked on the link, what undoubtedly lay on the other side.

  • Lofty

    Amy: “What’s worn under your kilt?”

    Gerry: “Nothing, it all works just fine”

  • Allan

    could someone please pass the eye and mind bleach please!

  • Allan

    could someone please pass the eye and mind bleach please!

  • hookerphil

    Highland Games at Hororata, 9th November, was sitting about the same angle as the photo, funny but my photos don’t show this amount of detail.

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Presumably, this has something to do with the price of fish…