The Len Brown doll? (aka the end of civilisation as we know it)

Duncan Wilson over at Radio Live is channeling his inner Whaleoil.  Good to see.

Drug-pulling mayor of Toronto Rob Ford has released a special limited edition “bobblehead” doll of himself.

Hundreds of people queued up outside Toronto City Hall to buy a plasticised version of the city’s crack-consuming chief – called “Robbie Bobbies” – many of which are now selling on auction site ebay for over ten times their retail price.

Auckland, New Zealand, and Mayor Len Brown dolls are nowhere to be seen. They don’t exist. Well, rather, they didn’t exist. One does now.

And here it is.

via Radio Live

via Radio Live

Want to see the animated version, hop over to Radio Live.

What would you call it?  Pants Down Brown and The “Two Minute” KaNoodLen are the obvious ones…


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  • dilligaf2013

    Pants Down Brown the 2 minute marathon man
    Bet he never thought he’d leave such a lasting legacy

  • James M

    chocking hazard!, contains “Small Parts”

    • Hazards001

      Suitable for people with ADS?

      • Dave

        or STD’s Perhaps it needs a warning…

        “Only handle after putting condom over the Len Doll”

  • Bart67

    What happens, do you put in on the table, wait 2 minutes and see if the head flies off?

    • dumbshit

      You will need a tissue at the ready

  • blokeintakapuna

    Shame there isn’t a sitting down version with his hand on it!

    • One things for sure, he never lasts long enough to get callouses.

  • Wine Man

    I want 100 for clients Christmas Present please


    you fill it full of custard and set the 2 minute timer – i can just see the gift with purchase – a box of tissues

    • Mr_Blobby

      Remove the head and pull out the tissues.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Hm missing something.

    Shouldn’t there be a palm print or something.

  • Wine Man

    Whats his hand doing in pants? How appropriate

  • Mr_Blobby

    I thought they were using Mayor Rob Ford as a distraction to take the attention away from Pants Down Brown.

    How is that working out.

    • Agent BallSack

      At least the whole council are trying to get rid of Rob Ford.

      • Mr_Blobby

        Yes 20 Councillors sitting around with their hands in pocket whistling Dixie and staring at the ground.

        • Ronnie Chow

          As they did with President Kennedy .

  • wiltinpenis

    I notice the hand in the pocket. One’s got hand on his crack pipe and the other has his hand on …. his crack pipe.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    If it was Cunliffe, it would be the ‘Yeah-nah-yeah-nah’ doll.

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    How about the ‘kinky chinky’ doll

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    Does it come with an eraser on the bottom, for rubbing out?

  • Agent BallSack

    The pocket rocket.

  • Wine Man

    Would suggest you could use it for an egg timer but then the eggs would still be raw at 2 minutes

    • Dave

      Yes, and i understand it needs a long rest after the 2 minute mark.

  • steve and monique

    Herpes Len, just wont fuck off!

  • Mad Dog

    A Cameron Slater doll would be a hoot.

    One could stick pins into it.

    • OT Richter

      A good use for your needle-dick.

    • Ronnie Chow

      Oh dear , a sadist .

    • Lion_ess


    • sheppy

      Run along now, back to the Standard you go….

  • Ronnie Chow

    The “Is Len Coming Out” Doll , from MateTell.

  • Col

    I remember something like this years ago and the pants came down and the doll had a piddle, be great to find one now and put Lenny’s head on top.

    • Hazards001

      My Grandmother had one…she always was hilarious! (I blame the Paddy in her)

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    the Hoki Toki doll – put it in, pull it out, shake it all about!

  • Mr_Blobby

    When I checked out the radio live site they had about 5 or 6 messages must be a good day for them.

    • wiltinpenis

      Oh My God.( As Len says, apparently, in pleas for forgiveness))
      What is the purpose of showing the young people a porn type figurine?
      It’s obviously NOT Michaelangelo sort of art. Nor is it a Ken. Or other names that rhyme with Ken.

      • Ronnie Chow

        Could be a horse . It’s just an animal after all .

      • oh dear WO has given me a spanking over my posting of that doll. I do apologise . I will not do it again. I don’t want to offend the great Google God. Sorry, didn’t think that one thru.

        • Ronnie Chow

          Actually , yes . No . Yes . Great to see that independence , and also great to see rationality accepted graciously .

        • wiltinpenis

          Yeah.. nah. You’re forgiven. Lenny boyo won’t be forgiven until he’s confessed.

  • pukakidon

    This would be a great giveaway with every 10 pack of 2 minute noodles.

  • Dick Brown

    I would buy one maybe several

  • Ronnie Chow
  • Never in the dark…..

    Does it come with its own pins??

  • Catherine Freeman

    Put a cheap looking Bras n Things bra in one hand and a G-string in the other and it might be a goer.

  • austenpub

    Lawyer in gun over affair with teenager
    By Matthew Theunissen, Patrice Dougan

    Seems layers who aren’t the mayor of Auckland get a more stern response from the Disciplinary Tribunal of Law Society. “disgraceful and dishonourable” was how they described the lawyers hidden affair with an 18 year old who later became pregnant. Looks like marriage and career down the spout for doing a Lenny.
    How does this compare with lawyer Lenny and the Asian mistress?

    • austenpub

      From the Herald today

  • Deb Duis

    XD lmao! Brilliant!