Anyone want a frameless righter?

Firs up I need to tell you a joke.

An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Japanese man are hired at a construction site.The foreman says to the Italian “You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman “You’re in charge of shoveling.” And to the Asian “You’re in charge of supplies. Now, I have to leave for a little while.” Later when the foreman returns he sees Nothing’s done. He says to the Italian “Why didn’t you sweep any of it?” “I no gotta broom. You tella da guy he inna charge of a supplies, but he go an I could no finda him!” Then asks the Scot “Didn’t I tell you to shovel?” “Aye, ye did, laddie, but I couldna get meself a shovel. I canna find where the supplies man is aboot!” The foreman is really angry now and storms off looking for the Asian. Just then the Japanese guy springs out and yells, “SUPPLIES!”

Now I think that Japanese fellow has gone on to make a career on Trademe.  



Not sure how his selling is going…a search for flameless lighters still shows his product.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story. When he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet. Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet and, as a result, he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist who takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him, you can’t ignore him.

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