Are cats bullies, or dogs wimps?


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  • OrphanIsland

    Those Dogs are wimps.
    I’ve never had a Dog that would put up with that, and I’ve had some truly mean cats as well.

  • Cowgirl

    Those dogs are pussies (see what I did there?)

  • thor42


    Yeah, the dogs are wimps. I *loved* the boxers – they often seem to be wussy but they’re cool anyway.

  • BAM

    Cats are total hard arses, they take shit from no sucker.

    • That is generally the case with most predatory pests.

      • BAM

        I like both cats and dogs, but have a soft spot for cats.
        I admire their “I’m the King around here pat me and bring me food serf”

        The pet of choice for the true capitalist.

        • Yes, a soft spot is usually left where the boot connects with the arse.

    • franco

      I will second that. I have seen plenty of evidence of it having had both dogs and cats in the family.

  • The dogs are only wimps because their owners are wimps.

    • Cowgirl

      Well it would seem they learned the hard way that kitty got claws.

  • LesleyNZ

    Cat is the boss and owns the house. Dog had better get used to it. The humans have.