Perhaps Len could change his name


It is generally thought that wankers can’t get elected, but that isn’t stopping one judge in the US from campaigning successfully using her name.

Some people would say judges are wankers but in this case it is true. Judge Kim Wanker from Nye County in Nevada.

This leads me to believe that Len Brown should change his name because this is proof positive that Wankers CAN get elected.

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  • ex-JAFA

    I think it’s hilarious that Seppos don’t know that’s a bit of a rude word, yet think another word for donkey is frightfully obscene.

  • Allow me.

    • Garbageman

      my turn although i think this might have been here before

    • dilligaf2013

      Yep and his Gentleman sausage is 12 inches long……………………………

  • Pete

    Hey Cam, where is Lenny nowadays, he seems to be invisible. We should start a Lenny watch!

    • Last I heard he was annoying the residents of Arney Road in Remuera with some loud shouting at his missus who seems to be living there now….can’t imagine why that is.

      • S P

        is Lenny still feeling the heat or is his lying low starting to work. i really want this guy gone. Do we have any more ammunition in the chamber ?

      • Col

        Lenny must be redecorating the house, but his missus got a bit pissed when he put up the Double Happiness sign?

      • wiltinpenis

        Should we all chip in for a food parcel? Sympathy..and that

    • Arnie

      Yes living in the Mainland I was getting sick of hearing him, now nothing and THAT worries me more.

  • dilligaf2013

    Such an insult to all the wankers out there if Pants Down Brown changed his name

  • steve and monique

    Al Bundys wife Peggy has a sister?.