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So much I could say if I wasn’t so shy and reserved…
Makes my back hurt just looking at it ….
a photoshop of Jacindas face perhaps
Well she is a ponygirl after all
Lux… I’m liking the cut of your jib! … And the way your mind works.
“Saddle up and I’ll whip up some bedroom antics!” This was a caption contest right?…
OMG you can read my mind !!!
Now you’re just flirting with me! Next you’ll be offering me a week away fishing on your 50′ launch to the Barrier… And all the bacon one can eat!
So please… Don’t stop now. How do I spur you on?
Just bring the bait, everything else is supplied ..
Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor! Lux for Mayor!
Meet me in the Ngati Whatua Room ………
I’m blushing now! I always wanted an Internet “romance”
The closest I ever came to one was earlier in the week when I went to the dark side… Where they told me to Fuck Off! Called me a troll and permanently banned me! Very much resembling an established marriage!
So, yeah… Your offer is so much more appealing!
I went and read those comments… well what was left of them, you were hilarious, well done !
Thanks… So about your boat… Got any pics?
Damn Not able to load a pic .. just use your imagination …
Haha it’s already in hyper-drive. I bet she handles well… Probably even likes handling a bit of rough too when taken out for a weekend joy ride.
Ohh yes Sireeeeeeee …
Giddy Up !!
She looks like T.R.O.U.B.L.E.
Very leathery looking flaps too.
that made me choke …
who is it? is it a selfie?
You will have to ask my internet romance bloke up there after we have our rendezvous in the Ngati Whatua Room ….
Further Pics to the highest bidder… Or who ever has some bait
Hey don’t do a Bevan on me ..
Ok no Bevan… Or a Len either… Because I can’t offer you a job… Well actually…
Do you have any Two Minute Noodles to offer
No. But I might be able to swap some bacon for some bait…
Bring me my saddle darling!!
I m not silly, that aren’t no horse, but that is a mighty fine saddle.
Ride em Col .. giddy up !!
No, I think she is to young a filly for what I want, I m after a long relationship, not a filly that will bend at the knees if it see danger in them there hills.
Jacinda all dolled up darl…
Now listen here I thought Jacinda was hot up until about 5 minutes ago, but this photo is really hot so I will put Jacinda on the back burner, I love this photo, now I will just pop out to the garage and clean the old saddle up for my new filly, hi ho silver!!!
i would imagine cowsforme would be a little puzzled as to whether to ride it or milk it
C4me is capable of attending to both!!
Is this the latest addition to Green travel around Auckland?
Where can I buy bulk tickets to Ride?
‘seduce, amuse and entertain’.
Helmut took beautiful monochrome pic’s
Rock on Lux
Phar Lap will be in horsey heaven when he gets to this page.
Hmmm, could almost be a young Helen Clark.
sick joke or troubled childhood?
… Or forgetting to open a window, painting in enclosed spaces without much ventilation…
Giddy up Jacinda.
A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!
When I said “I’d love to ride ya – I was thinking “Bareback” – none of that saddle crap.
I have been looking for you like for ages.
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