The Clown of Campbells Bay is in awe of Len Brown’s time management

clownIn another award winning piece, the Herald’s gurnard writes:

One of the most puzzling aspects of the Len Brown scandal is when he found time to cheat on his wife, says former North Shore City mayor-turned-MP Andrew Williams.  

“It was full on – from dawn to dusk,” said Mr Williams, now a New Zealand First MP. “Your spare time would be limited. I am somewhat aghast he would have had the time to do it. I was run ragged for three years.

“[Wife] Jane said to me, ‘I can’t believe he would have time for an affair’.”

You can’t do it all Andy.  Either you’re off your face all the time drunk texting people, or you spill your seed all over Auckland.  You can’t do it all.

Mr Williams has some familiarity with the heat on Mr Brown, having faced intense scrutiny after being filmed urinating on a tree in Takapuna.

The Whale Oil blog, which broke news of Mr Brown’s affair with Bevan Chuang and demanded he resign, also sought Mr Williams’ resignation.

However, while Mr Williams was embarrassed at being caught short, he said Mr Brown had created his own problems.

Well, there is a career path for Len.  Once he’s no longer electable, he should consider a career as a scum list MP.  That way he’ll continue at the trough, can spend most of his time running one up the staff and his constituency, have the appearance of respectability and popularity, and not have  to worry about any pesky rules.

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