Amazing really, how we are conditioned to react

How do you get slow walkers to get out of the way?


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  • Steve (North Shore)

    The power of the ‘Road Lice’
    Un licensed, and un registered, no ACC premium and now they have programmed the non Road Lice into giving way on the footpath and in supermarket isles.

    • Cowgirl

      People who ride bikes on the footpath really piss me off. I caught myself moving out of the way one time and thought “why the hell am I moving?” Some of them whizz by really close too so if you didn’t see/hear them coming and made any sudden movements, you’d be bowled over.

      • Mr_V4

        Always carry an appropriately sized stick to jam in the back wheel, claim they ‘startled’ you.

  • Ankle tap the pricks and shove them out of the way

  • WABloke

    Tap them on the shoulder and when they turn around shoot them in the face with a….

  • Cowgirl

    I have GOT to get me one of those.

  • Garbageman

    I think this has more to do with polite Japanese society than the lycra clad road warriors we have to deal with

  • MrAuz1989

    I’ve never understood why everyone who walks slower then me walks like they are on their way to the O.K Corral, 5 abreast and right in the bloody middle.

  • TreeCrusher

    Now if they were slow drivers I wonder if they would respond the same way?

  • DLNZ

    This assumes they don’t have loud music blaring in their headphones in which case a 747 flying directly overhead wouldn’t even faze most teenagers these days.