Dear Lord, please don’t let Len Brown find the meth

This article has to be a candidate for headline for the year.

Headline of the Year?

Headline of the Year?

High on meth, tasered and fighting off 15 cops…all while having a tug.

An Oregon man who was high on meth reportedly fought off more than a dozen police officers in a Salem bar while allegedly publicly masturbating.

Andrew Frey, 37, made a series of outbursts and then began masturbating in Iggy Bar & Grill on Saturday, The Oregonian reports.

Police were unable to subdue Frey with a Taser. It took 15 officers to finally take him into custody, officials said. 

Frey later reportedly told authorities that he took methamphetamine and couldn’t remember the obscene incident, according to the Marion County Sheriff’s office.

The arrest at the bar was just the end of a string of bizarre incidents. Around 1 p.m. Saturday, Frey called a locksmith and then reportedly refused to pay the man for his services.

He then wandered to Brook’s Market and refused to leave, the New York Daily News notes. He had to be escorted off the property by an employee. That’s when he stumbled into Iggy’s Bar. The bartender says Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar.

When a Marion County deputy responded to a call at the scene, Frey allegedly resisted arrest. The deputy Tasered Frey, but it had no effect. He began fighting the deputy, who called for backup.


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  • thor42

    Hilarious! I’ll bet he’s a Democrat voter.
    Have a listen to this clip where Howard Stern exposes Democrat supporters –

    • Alfred12

      Not to mention the laughs we have had at Lens expense!

  • MrAuz1989

    A full rugby team of officers to take down some
    one who is literally fighting one handed?

    • Jimmie

      He might have been fighting with 3 hands….

      • MrAuz1989

        Someone might have got a poke in the eye?

  • Sooty

    Everyone had better keep an eye out Leny. He will be wanting to try this out.

  • Salacious T Crumb

    The cops must been worried about being hit with a different form of pepper spray.

  • Pete

    No wonder it took a few cops and a bit of time, I wouldnt want his ’emission” all over my uniform!