Len’s new career? But will anyone pay for 2 minute sessions…

After being cuddled as a political corpse for months, Len Brown is considering a new career: ?Professional Cuddling

Cuddling is typically considered an intimate act, reserved for couples, parents and children, and perhaps close friends. But cuddling has many benefits to our well-being, physically and emotionally, and individuals that don’t have a designated cuddle buddy miss out on them. That’s why some very people-friendly entrepreneurs have carved out a new industry.

Cuddling businesses are a newer trend that have popped up in the last couple of years. They recognize just how important cuddling is, and that it can be a desirable activity all on its own, independent of sex. While there is a clear demand, these businesses seem to be crossing into a legal grey area, and not all of them are currently in operation (at least that’s not the impression they want to give the public) – but that doesn’t mean we can’t examine their entrepreneurial pursuits.

Private Cuddle is one of the cuddle services that have chosen to brand themselves as a true network of professional cuddlers. They are based in LA, and it is evident that the appearance of the professional cuddlers is an important part of their brand. Namely, they only offer the most attractive of cuddlers (who can also provide event escort services). Their rates are $70 per hour, and their FAQ outlines that a cuddle can be arranged just about anywhere, and you can request a male or female, depending on your spooning preferences.

It was somewhat of a assumption that Len Brown’s lovemaking sessions only took 2 minutes. In actual fact it was 30 minutes, two minutes of passionate lovemaking followed by 28 minutes of spooning while he cried himself to sleep.

Mind you, talking of spooning preferences… ?

Professional cuddler: Samantha Hess

Professional cuddler: Samantha Hess

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via Yahoo!

via Yahoo!

 

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