That’s one way to enforce internet

In Somalia the terrorist group al-Shabaab has decreed that the internet should be shut down.

Of course they have allowed themselves to continue to use the internet, in particular Facebook where they posted their threat to ISPs that don’t comply.

Somalia warned telecommunications companies Saturday not to comply with an Islamist terror group’s order to shut down the Internet nationwide.

Al-Shabaab, the rebel group behind years of chaos and violence in the nation, banned the use of the Internet this week. It gave Internet providers 15 days to comply or face attacks.

But the interior ministry urged companies to disregard the threat. 

“The Somali government strongly condemns such acts which show continued brutality and terrorist tactics of intimidation by trying to ban Somalis from using the Internet,” minister Abdikarim Hussein Guled said in a statement. “Our constitution guarantees freedom of expression and every citizen has the right to access information without fear.”

Main telecommunication companies Hormund and Telsom were not immediately available for comment.

“Al-Shabaab has lost control of the major cities of Somalia and are now trying to terrorize people and stop them using the Internet,” the minister said. “We will not allow our citizens to be deprived of Internet access and smartphones.”

The terror group is notorious for prohibiting recreational activities, and has banned films, dancing and watching soccer in the past. It had also barred foreign aid organizations from southern Somalia, describing them as Western spies and Christian crusaders.

A couple of years ago their threats might have meant something but now they have been thrown out of every major city and town and fighting a read guard action.

The AMISOM forces continue to mop them up.


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  • thor42

    “…now they have been thrown out of every major city and town and fighting a rear-guard action.”

    Yep, they have been. Good job too – bunch of savages that they are.

  • Blokeintakapuna

    Does this mean I won’t be winning the internet anytime soon then?
    Just as well I kept that Nigerian investment email…

    • WABloke

      You’re a cunny funt sometimes :)

      • Blokeintakapuna

        Haha my misses, Mary Huff says that too

        • WABloke

          ….when you drop your trousers?

  • Night Stick

    Can’t they invent a spray for Muslims?

    • WABloke


    • Don W

      mustard gas

    • Blokeintakapuna


    • Mus-quito repellant?

    • MrLastMinute

      You mean the high velocity lead spray that comes out the hot end of an M4 on full auto?

      Happy to help you go get your 72 virgins asshole…

  • Michael

    When our extreme left/anarchists Green Party door knock you before the election, remind them that the society most like their anarchist nirvana is Somalia.

    • WABloke

      “anarchist nirvana”
      Is that like Rage Against The Machine playing ‘Smells like teen spirit’?