Wednesday nightCap


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  • Boss Hogg

    The “Goodnight Kiwi” for the current times. Thank you – time for bed.

  • ropteron

    God wanted the bloody galaxy to be flat so he flattened it.

  • Chancey

    so if the closet organising woman STFU for a few billion years all her shit would have organised itself

    thank you :)

    • dumbshit

      “sleep tight”

  • Rick H

    They WERE right all along – -the world is FLAT.